Longhornjok: [quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]
Here are some points to consider having a rebuttal to if you have to fight with your gf about it:[/quote]
And some potential replies...
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-it's messy[/quote]Ya need to plan ahead on this one and maybe do a little sani-flush-type-deal, if ya know what I mean (hint: it involves a hot water bottle and a long tube)
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-it'll hurt[/quote]Well, yeah it might, but with your size, she'll prolly have that concern with any other orifice, too
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-it wont get me off[/quote]Ok, well, I won't make the obvious retort that if every woman stopped having sex with any guy who didn't always get her off...
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-its gross[/quote]See #1
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-it wrong[/quote]If it feels good (and you're both consenting adults), do it
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-its a 'one way street'[/quote]Take the sign down and make it 2-way
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-its illeagl (in most states anything other than missionary sex is illegal, don't believe me, check the books... they don't enforce it 9 times ouf ten, but still...)[/quote]See DMW's response above
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-i wont like it[/quote]You won't know that until you try it. If you don't, then ya know ya don't wanna do it again.
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-it'll hurt to poop[/quote]Only if he's still in you at the time (which, btw, is not going to do much for him either)
[quote author=wvu_kerq link=board=sex;num=1056626784;start=0#2 date=06/27/03 at 04:32:53]-my friends will laugh at me[/quote]If you are inviting your friends over to watch you have sex, you can't expect to control their responses.