Getting married when you live with your mom

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I found the woman of my dreams and will marry her, but I live with my mother.

Here are the details, I live with my mother. She has a 2 bedroom 900sqf house and I sleep in the utility room. The second bed room is reserved for her pets. I know some people might think that it's sad or pathetic for a 45 year old man to live like this, but I get a free place to live, food and free reign of the house when my Mom is at work. This is a pretty good setup and has allowed me to quit the rat race and retire. While you wage slaves are getting into the office, I'm resting comfortably in my cot. I bet you're pretty jealous now.

My future wife is a woman I met online through Facebook. She sent me a friend request one day and we just hit off. She lives in Alabama which is far from me so we haven't met in person yet, but I've already asked her to marry me and she said yes! I've sent her the money for a bus ticket to come here. She hasn't given me a date on when she'll arrive, but she promises it will be in the next couple of months. In the meantime I need to prepare for her arrival and that's where I want your help. How can I integrate someone else into my perfect life? Since the utility room isn't big enough for two cots should I try to convince my Mom to let me move into the pet's room? Do you think I'll be able to support the two of us with the allowance my Mom gives me or will she have to work?

What can I do to make this transition easier for her, myself and my mother?
 

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Is this real?
Nope. But then not much of what this Member does post is "real".

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!!!

And for next year Wally, you need to step up your game.

This was lame. :confounded:
 

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I was almost right when I once said Wally still lives in his mother's basement. I was just a little off with the location within the house.

BTW, does Facebook future-bride know about your previous Philippine mail-order bride? If not, you may have even more problems than you realize.
 

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:pI was almost right when I once said Wally still lives in his mother's basement. I was just a little off with the location within the house.

BTW, does Facebook future-bride know about your previous Philippine mail-order bride? If not, you may have even more problems than you realize.
I think I know how this "scenario" ends!

The Philippine mail-order bride and Miss Facebook Alabama new girlfriend really hit it off. So much they end up becoming a couple.

They are so good to Wally's Mother; they cook and clean and pay rent! Wally's Mother decides she likes them better than her own son and kicks Wally out of the house.

And then Wallys Mother really shows her disdain for her son. She moves the pets into the utility room and gives the new couple the 2nd bedroom.

The End. ;)
 
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Well I know it’s fake, but if it was real a) the women wouldn’t marry a man child, b) move out and c) grow up!
 

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I think I know how this "scenario" ends!

The Philippine mail-order bride and Miss Facebook Alabama new girlfriend really hit it off. So much they end up becoming a couple.

They are so good to Wally's Mother; they cook and clean and pay rent! Wally's Mother decides she likes them better than her own son and kicks Wally out of the house.

And then Wallys Mother really shows her disdain for her son. She moves the pets into the utility room and gives the new couple the 2nd bedroom.

The End. ;)

Nah, that wasn't the story I was going for. Remember, my April Fool's pranks are grounded in reality yet aren't about my real life.

The mail-order bride from the Philippines was a real thing that happened. I'm not going to make that part of a prank.

You see, my story was about a pathetic man-baby with delusions of grandeur getting put in his place, but in a realistic way. In the real world, a pathetic man-baby like the one in the OP would be getting scammed and scammed hard. That's how I was planning on him getting his comeuppance and shattering his delusions.

It was an amazing story. Worthy of a Lifetime original movie. Sad I never got a chance to tell it. True art is never respected in its time.
 

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Nah, that wasn't the story I was going for. Remember, my April Fool's pranks are grounded in reality yet aren't about my real life.

The mail-order bride from the Philippines was a real thing that happened. I'm not going to make that part of a prank.

You see, my story was about a pathetic man-baby with delusions of grandeur getting put in his place, but in a realistic way. In the real world, a pathetic man-baby like the one in the OP would be getting scammed and scammed hard. That's how I was planning on him getting his comeuppance and shattering his delusions.

It was an amazing story. Worthy of a Lifetime original movie. Sad I never got a chance to tell it. True art is never respected in its time.
All I can know Wally, and really have to say about you, this thread, and my goodness especially this ^^^

AN IMAGINATION IS A WONDERFUL THING!​

And while yours does seem to oftentimes veer quite off course, you've outdone yourself this time, especially if you really do think that what you describe is a story worthy of a Lifetime movie. You've crashed and burned. :bomb::bomb::bomb:

You really should seek other outlets for your "creativity." Not sure LPSG is the best place for that... :confounded:
 

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All I can know Wally, and really have to say about you, this thread, and my goodness especially this ^^^

AN IMAGINATION IS A WONDERFUL THING!​

And while yours does seem to oftentimes veer quite off course, you've outdone yourself this time, especially if you really do think that what you describe is a story worthy of a Lifetime movie. You've crashed and burned. :bomb::bomb::bomb:

You really should seek other outlets for your "creativity." Not sure LPSG is the best place for that... :confounded:
You're right, this isn't a Lifetime original movie. This is enough for a limited series or perhaps a planned multi-season drama. That's how good, complex and moving this story is. Comedy, drama, romance, betrayal and personal growth! It has it all. Lifetime might be too small. Perhaps I should take this to Netflix?

Why are you so jealous of my creative genius? It's really sad.
 
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You're right, this isn't a Lifetime original movie. This is enough for a limited series or perhaps a planned multi-season drama. That's how good, complex and moving this story is. Comedy, drama, romance, betrayal and personal growth! It has it all. Lifetime might be too small. Perhaps I should take this to Netflix?

Why are you so jealous of my creative genius? It's really sad.
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Dude... That's some Purple Monkey Balls or perhaps some Bob Saget OG story telling right there!
 
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