Getting revenge on an ex

[D_Relentless Original]

Damn, you're good.


Agreed.



The ignore button is better than any translation device. Trust me. I've got years of experience.

Aww, go on Lex, take me of ignore. :biggrin1:

 

[maxcok]

Damn, you're good.

Who told you that? Must've been somebody I buttfucked.

 

[biglostone]

my ex and i had split but had a history of being on and off. i had reached my point with this breakup and decided to get out of town so i went to nyc to party and hangout with some friends. she called for days begging to work things out so finally i told her i was in nyc and she should fly up and join me. i supported her when we were together and she didn't work and therefore had no money so i bought her a one way ticket and wired her money to take a cab from newark to meet me at my hotel. the night she arrived we went to a concert and grabbed some cocktails and a late dinner before heading back to the hotel for some hardcore, naughty, fun, makeup sex. we did our thing and both got off a couple of times and then went to sleep. while she was sleeping i packed my suitcase, went down stairs, and checked out of the hotel leaving her behind. i moved to a new hotel leaving her stuck there with little to no money and no ticket back to home or even to get to the airport. that was the only time i had ever taken out revenge on an ex. leaving her stranded 1800 miles from home felt good for the moment but in the long run i felt like an asshole because i had never done something so rude. revenge is not worth it!!!!

 

[yodiggity]

the best revenge would be to talk about your new mate. i know it would really bother me

this one girl told everyone i had a small penis and jizzed in 30 seconds but i think you guys can look in my gallery and see im not a "small" guy and can see my video that also shows im not a "minute" man too

 

[Lex]

Who told you that? Must've been somebody I buttfucked.

Ha! I Actually came to that conclusion all on my own. But, if you'd like me to penetrate, err, interview some of your fuckbuddies, well, that can be arranged...

Aww, go on Lex, take me of ignore. :biggrin1:

Um...






NO!


Kidding.

 

[maxcok]

Ha! I Actually came to that conclusion all on my own. But, if you'd like me to penetrate, err, interview some of your fuckbuddies, well, that can be arranged...

I took a survey of the FB's, and they would be open to some penetrating in depth interviews.

 

[invisibleman]

i supported her when we were together and she didn't work and therefore had no money so i bought her a one way ticket and wired her money to take a cab from newark to meet me at my hotel. the night she arrived we went to a concert and grabbed some cocktails and a late dinner before heading back to the hotel for some hardcore, naughty, fun, makeup sex. we did our thing and both got off a couple of times and then went to sleep. while she was sleeping i packed my suitcase, went down stairs, and checked out of the hotel leaving her behind. i moved to a new hotel leaving her stuck there with little to no money and no ticket back to home or even to get to the airport. that was the only time i had ever taken out revenge on an ex. leaving her stranded 1800 miles from home felt good for the moment.

Wow, that was cold-hearted.

 

[Osiris1234]

I think the worst thing ive done in getting revenge was giving my girlfriend crabs. I found out she cheated but she didn't know I knew and ordered a vile of crabs. While she was asleep i poured it on her crotch. After a few days the itching started and she came to tell me she had crabs after she left the doctors. I asked her how did she get those, I certainly don't have them so you must have slept ith someone else or something. She swore up and down she didn't. I just told her I cant be with someone who has crabs and broke up with her right there and then. She begged me to take her back but I just told her i didn't wanna be together.

 

[D_Rufus_D_Dufus]

In high-school I caught my ex-girlfriend giving a guy a head in his truck at a local park when she was supposed to be in Big Bear for the weekend with her family. After I saw that of course I told all our mutual friends about what she did and she never denied it either, she said she was over our relationship for quite awhile. So what did I do, a couple of months later I saw the guy at a mutual friends party and he came up to me to apologize and wanted to let me know he didn't know she was dating someone. We really hit it off and became good friends and at one point a little more than that and I got some pictures of those little more moments and texted them to her. I haven't spoken to either one of them since.

 

[umami_tsunami]

Very few people don't know what it feels like to be rejected, hurt, ignored, cheated on. We all know how wrenching it is, but retribution is emotionally feckless. The ability to separate feelings from behavior differentiates the civilized from the emotionally retarded.

Revenge has to be among the most regretted acts. I can think of no historical, personal or imagined context in which I recommend it.

 

[fire77]

This has been brought up here a few times before. I think the best revenge is getting on with your life and become very happy and successful. If your paths should cross again it makes them feel horrible.

Yes

 

[poptarts]

I concur

 

[TheRob]

how pathetic.

the tube top thing? pity she didn't report you for sexual assault, having all those reliable witnesses. you being a registered sex offender would've been her perfect revenge.

any potential partner with half a brain will avoid childish nits like you like the plague, because they know they'll be an ex one day too.

yes, the woman who actually pulled down her tube top was totally in the clear!

 

[ChicagoSW]

OP,

Your ex had a small one? Easy. Date somebody with a big one and allude to it as often as you can without directly calling your ex out. Get creative.

Or grow up and live a better life. The best revenge is living well.