Getting Screwed

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  1. windtalkerways

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    It was a small town and the patrolman
    was making his evening rounds.

    As he was checking a used car lot, he
    came upon two little old ladies sitting
    in a used car.

    He stopped and asked them why they
    were sitting there in the car. Were
    they trying to steal it?

    "Heavens no, we bought ! it."

    "Then why don't you drive it away."

    "We can't drive."

    "Then why did you buy it?"

    "We were told that if we bought a used
    car here that we'd get screwed
    ..so we're just waiting."
     
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