Getting semen analysis next week.

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Next week I’m going to get a semen analysis. I know several guys on here have done them in the past. I’m curious what my count is. Anyone want to take a guess for fun? (I’ll post when I get results) I’m going 1 week without ejaculating to give me a full load.

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entire package

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One testes vs an egg

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different take on the TP roll test. I failed the normal test in length and girth, thought I’d try it with my balls. Looks like I didn’t quite pass that one either. I actually could fit my balls and flaccid penis in the tube no problem.
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this syringe is a 10ml syringe, probably about .5ml of semen in there. That’s an average load for me. I guess average is about 3.7ml (which many men and women say is low considering when aroused by a partner, men ejaculate more than when they are jerking off for a test) This is my wife jerking me off into a cup so i can squirt my load further into her. Huge load would be 1ml for me if I am super turned on and haven’t came for 1-2 weeks.
 
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sorry, I don't get it, you just looking for humiliation or is this a genuine request? if it is, I'm not going to go look it up but guessing low
Just something for fun. I’ve seen a few post where guys mentioned how there analysis went. Some super crazy high, others not so much. Of course I realize that no one will know or even can know what mine will be, just thought if anyone wanted to take a guess, might be fun for some, others not so much.

This is from the Mayo clinic:
“Normal sperm densities range from 15 million to greater than 200 million sperm per milliliter of semen. You are considered to have a low sperm count if you have fewer than 15 million sperm per milliliter or less than 39 million sperm total per ejaculate.”
 
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Just something for fun. I’ve seen a few post where guys mentioned how there analysis went. Some super crazy high, others not so much. Of course I realize that no one will know or even can know what mine will be, just thought if anyone wanted to take a guess, might be fun for some, others not so much.

This is from the Mayo clinic:
“Normal sperm densities range from 15 million to greater than 200 million sperm per milliliter of semen. You are considered to have a low sperm count if you have fewer than 15 million sperm per milliliter or less than 39 million sperm total per ejaculate.”
thanks for clarifying
 
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We really can't guess your sperm count just by looking at pics. There is a very rough correlation between testicle size and sperm count (I fit that correlation, insanely big balls, crazy high sperm count), but it's no more than just a rough correlation. I'd say your testicles are smaller than average, but that doesn't mean you don't have decent sperm count.
 

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I agree, your count does not have to be sky high if your trying to get pregnant, it only takes a few to do it, just means you might have to try longer! Which is not a bad thing either! Lol. I had to do it but don’t remember the count. I also had to do it after getting the snip.
 
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We really can't guess your sperm count just by looking at pics. There is a very rough correlation between testicle size and sperm count (I fit that correlation, insanely big balls, crazy high sperm count), but it's no more than just a rough correlation. I'd say your testicles are smaller than average, but that doesn't mean you don't have decent sperm count.
I get that, this was just something for fun. I don’t expect anyone to actually get the exact number correct, a person would have better odds of winning the lotto. It’s like when someone says “hey! Guess what happened to me today?” That person doesn’t usually expect you to be able to guess what exactly happened to you. They’re usually asking just to make things more fun.
 

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I get that, this was just something for fun. I don’t expect anyone to actually get the exact number correct, a person would have better odds of winning the lotto. It’s like when someone says “hey! Guess what happened to me today?” That person doesn’t usually expect you to be able to guess what exactly happened to you. They’re usually asking just to make things more fun.
Hey, so what were the results of the analysis?
 

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Hey, so what were the results of the analysis?
1.6 Million per ml 15 million/ml or more is normal.

3.04 total sperm. Normal is 39 million or more.

speed at which they swim (rating between 1-4) 2, 3 or higher is normal

total volume. 1.9ml (after 7 days of abstinence) normal over 1.5ml

Percent swimming in the right direction: 68.8%, normal is over 40%

they could not do a morphology they said because the sperm count was too low to accurately do.
 

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1.6 Million per ml 15 million/ml or more is normal.

3.04 total sperm. Normal is 39 million or more.

speed at which they swim (rating between 1-4) 2, 3 or higher is normal

total volume. 1.9ml (after 7 days of abstinence) normal over 1.5ml

Percent swimming in the right direction: 68.8%, normal is over 40%

they could not do a morphology they said because the sperm count was too low to accurately do.
You saying your count is not enough to get someone pregnant?
 

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WTF? Why on earth have your sperm count checked? Other than not being able to procreate.

IDK if it's the whole social media thing... But some things don't warrant a "specification" in life. There are so many other "indicators" that we need to track already.

Edit: That sounded harsh. Or... I'm 63 and don't have to worry about it. Not that I ever did.
 

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WTF? Why on earth have your sperm count checked? Other than not being able to procreate.

IDK if it's the whole social media thing... But some things don't warrant a "specification" in life. There are so many other "indicators" that we need to track already.

Edit: That sounded harsh. Or... I'm 63 and don't have to worry about it. Not that I ever did.
That’s exactly why people get there sperm count checked ‍♂️ Maybe my wife and I have been trying for a bit and thought it was a good idea to get checked out which I’m assuming is why most people who have gotten a semen analysis have gotten it done
 

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You saying your count is not enough to get someone pregnant?
Not exactly. If there are any sperm, someone can get pregnant. It just means that it is less likely that I will get someone pregnant will potentially take longer. There are many men with low sperm counts who have fathered children. The only time you can’t get someone pregnant is if you have a condition called azoospermia in which you actually have 0 sperm
 

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That’s exactly why people get there sperm count checked ‍♂️ Maybe my wife and I have been trying for a bit and thought it was a good idea to get checked out which I’m assuming is why most people who have gotten a semen analysis have gotten it done
OK. You didn't state that on the outset. It sounded as if you were just curious to see how you compare to the "statistical norms". How long have you been trying to get pregnant?
 

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OK. You didn't state that on the outset. It sounded as if you were just curious to see how you compare to the "statistical norms". How long have you been trying to get pregnant?

I did think that would probably be the reason. I guess if you're prepared to pay the lab then they would be prepared to do the work but in the UK, where I live and where healthcare is free on the NHS, the NHS won't do a semen analysis unless you are trying for a baby and it hasn't been happening and most doctors won't refer you until you've been trying for at least six months. Enabling a guy to find our many sperm he is wasting in a typical wank wouldn't be considered a good use of public money.
 
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Mine was done about 22 years ago. Was 185 million per milliliter.
To clarify, it was done to make sure everything was ok, wife and I struggled to get pregnant. In the end she needed complex surgery to rectify the problem.