Getting sex - without effort
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B_WER25
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I'm thinkin' if you can be 'arsed' to find a partner, then you probably don't really want to get laid...But the easiest way, if you must know, is online personals. They run the gamut from serious relationships to swingers and a modicum of effort will yield results in short order.
A lot of other factors come into play, though for this to work. Are you in a major metro area? If so, there's more partners to choose from. Do you have home internet access? (Just asking, you might be posting from a public POA) If so, good for you! Pick a couple of sites and get into the whole community if possible. There's POF (plenty of free) *hint* sites out there to pick. You can AFF (also find freaks) *hint* if you know where to look...
Get a cam, brush up on your conversational skills and have fun with it. Get an IM account and you can make it happen easily. I have literally gone from typing 'hello' in a chatroom to start a conversation to having the same lovely lady knock on my door an hour later; she was naked in another 20 minutes and the whole experience was great. I did the entire pickup in my boxers while drinking a beer (yes, I changed clothes before she arrived!). She wasn't a slut or a freak, just a bored and lonely divorcee whose company I thorougly enjoyed.
A lot of other factors come into play, though for this to work. Are you in a major metro area? If so, there's more partners to choose from. Do you have home internet access? (Just asking, you might be posting from a public POA) If so, good for you! Pick a couple of sites and get into the whole community if possible. There's POF (plenty of free) *hint* sites out there to pick. You can AFF (also find freaks) *hint* if you know where to look...
Get a cam, brush up on your conversational skills and have fun with it. Get an IM account and you can make it happen easily. I have literally gone from typing 'hello' in a chatroom to start a conversation to having the same lovely lady knock on my door an hour later; she was naked in another 20 minutes and the whole experience was great. I did the entire pickup in my boxers while drinking a beer (yes, I changed clothes before she arrived!). She wasn't a slut or a freak, just a bored and lonely divorcee whose company I thorougly enjoyed.
Sounds like the script to most porno flicks and not the real life most of us are living.
Are you a rock star or professional athlete?
Then you might have a chance of this happening.
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Get a Sharpie marker and trace an outline of your cock on the outside of your pants. I'm sure the ladies will grovel at your feet in public, probably scratching eyeballs out in order to get their pussy to your dick first.
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I think the issue for you might be getting a woman to have sex with you a second time.
Given your stated laziness, you probably aren't the most selfless lover.
Sometimes the best things in life are worth working for.
Given your stated laziness, you probably aren't the most selfless lover.
Sometimes the best things in life are worth working for.
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Nonsense. He's saving the energy he would have spent looking for a woman for pleasing the one that falls into his lap.
Just for your info, I'm wasn't describing myself!
I'm just curious about those guys who seem to get sex without lifting a finger, so far there haven't been many serious answers but there are a few good answers that I can see working even though they do require a little bit of effort at the start.
