Getting sex - without effort

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  1. dongalong

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    If you're the lazy type and can't be arsed to make an effort to find a sexual partner, what are the best ways of getting laid? :wink:

    Special question for hung guys, how have you used your size to attract a partner?
     
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    If you really want to get laid, you will eventually get your lazy ass up and find someone.

    PS: No I have NOT used my size to attract anyone, I'm not a man-whore.
     
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    OK mom! :tongue:
     
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    I know, I'm just saying. If a guy wants pussy THAT badly, he WILL pursue some.
     
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    I'm thinkin' if you can be 'arsed' to find a partner, then you probably don't really want to get laid...But the easiest way, if you must know, is online personals. They run the gamut from serious relationships to swingers and a modicum of effort will yield results in short order.

    A lot of other factors come into play, though for this to work. Are you in a major metro area? If so, there's more partners to choose from. Do you have home internet access? (Just asking, you might be posting from a public POA) If so, good for you! Pick a couple of sites and get into the whole community if possible. There's POF (plenty of free) *hint* sites out there to pick. You can AFF (also find freaks) *hint* if you know where to look...

    Get a cam, brush up on your conversational skills and have fun with it. Get an IM account and you can make it happen easily. I have literally gone from typing 'hello' in a chatroom to start a conversation to having the same lovely lady knock on my door an hour later; she was naked in another 20 minutes and the whole experience was great. I did the entire pickup in my boxers while drinking a beer (yes, I changed clothes before she arrived!). She wasn't a slut or a freak, just a bored and lonely divorcee whose company I thorougly enjoyed.
     
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    You're quite correct WER25!

    I'm interested in hearing about the stories where guys had others throwing themselves at their feet, without the need for any dates, phonecalls, seduction, etc!
     
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    Sounds like the script to most porno flicks and not the real life most of us are living.
    Are you a rock star or professional athlete?
    Then you might have a chance of this happening.
     
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    One word: Gloryhole.
     
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    use Axe body spray, then just wait.
     
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    Get a Sharpie marker and trace an outline of your cock on the outside of your pants. I'm sure the ladies will grovel at your feet in public, probably scratching eyeballs out in order to get their pussy to your dick first.
     
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    SHIT! :mad:

    Why the hell didn't I think of that??:confused:

    Problem solved. :smile:

    Thanks Rouge :wink:
     
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    Sleep naked!My wife can't keep her hands or mouth off me!I did have to buy a motorcyle helmet to get the ball rolling though.:wink:
     
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    rock out with your cock out in a gay bar

    also be handsome, be attractive, and don't be unattractive
     
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    Oh yeah, I forgot about that! Works every time! :smile:
     
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    Sex without effort?

    Be female.
     
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    I think the issue for you might be getting a woman to have sex with you a second time.

    Given your stated laziness, you probably aren't the most selfless lover.

    Sometimes the best things in life are worth working for.
     
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    Nonsense. He's saving the energy he would have spent looking for a woman for pleasing the one that falls into his lap.
     
  20. dongalong

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    Just for your info, I'm wasn't describing myself! :cool:

    I'm just curious about those guys who seem to get sex without lifting a finger, so far there haven't been many serious answers but there are a few good answers that I can see working even though they do require a little bit of effort at the start.
     
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