Getting shit on your dick ever happen to you guys?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Peter Northlike, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. Peter Northlike

    Peter Northlike New Member

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    made me real hot for some reason
     
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    thats a little disturbing lol but to each his own.
     
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    What was the situation that caused this to happen?
     
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    D_kutecuyug New Member

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    Sick ...

    Isnt that how you catch diseases by the way ...

    I'd get yourself checked out if I was you ...
     
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    No. I'm lucky I guess. :tongue:
     
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    As was already said, to each his own, however I think it's pretty bad hygiene if someone in this day and age (male or female) doesn't know how to clean out before anal sex...and no, you don't always get all of it, but you can get that canal pretty darned clean with several devices I can think of...
     
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    I've had it happen so many times that I have given up on anal sex. Just grosses me out.
     
  8. 9inchcanadian

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    I think its an occupational hazard, the combination of anal sex and big cock. I don`t bottom and my partner is now very used to deep cleaning before we have sex, however during our occasional group sessions or 3ways some of the guys have ben a little less prepared to get ploughed quite so deep, i tendo to go for younger guys so this could explain their lack of preperation. They are generaly quite embarassed by it although 1 time(not at band camp)whilst holidaying in Gran Canaria and fucking this guy who was staying at the same complex, i started to smell a famiar scent. I looked down and there was shit everywhere! I just pulled out and asked him to clean up, it was all over MY sheets, me, the floor he was walking on, everywhere. And you know what? He didnt care less!!!!!!! I made hime clean it up and take the sheets to his appartment and swap them out for mine. needles to say we didnt go there again. I guess some people don`t have an issue with it at all. Having a big dick i have come to expect a little poop from new and inexperianced partners though.
     
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    Umm, i don't mean to sound gross but how do you clean yourself out?
     
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    Its called douching and there are many differant ways to achieve the desired result. Google it
     
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    I hate it. I insist, and so does my partner, on being squeaky clean when we bottom.

    Fucking is great; having your bedroom smell like a barnyard is not.
     
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    I've had it happen twice. It sounds like some of you guys may be forgetting something important here - it's an ass, that's where shit comes from. Cleaning out can help but keep in mind that sometimes shit just happens. (Pun intended.) You either clean up and try again, clean up and finish it another way, or just let it ruin the mood and you're both out of a good orgasm. I vote for getting off. :wink:
     
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    It's hard to get over when the shit smell starts seeping into the air your breathing. I have a really sensitive olfactory system and when I start to smell something foul, it's a no for me. Usually, you can tell if a guy ain't clean because his ass is just gonna stink. A guy with a clean hole will smell clean before you even get to the hole.
     
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    i think id throw up right there.
     
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    Seems like this rules out spontaneous sex.
     
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    hey if you 've got a big dick a go deep...chances are your gonna come back out with something on your cock...but I don't expect to have to throw the sheets out after having sex either:biggrin1:
     
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    It sort of comes with being a top with length. Sometimes it just happens...use scented lube, keep a towel handy and treat the bottom with respect.
     
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    Thats a very good point and one worth noting!. Unless as a bottom you douche everytime you have a bowel movement, spontanious sex is out of the question with a well endowed partner, However the average guys can get away with it probably 50% of the time.
    Wow an upside to being average.:wink:
     
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    I like to get fucked real deep and my FB has a big one. Soooooo, it takes me about 1.5 hours to get ready - but I am squeeky clean, smelling good. I usually fast after lunch and we hook up about 10 pm. He drills me pretty good then and we break for a midnight snack (I'm fucking starving by then), and then we go at it once more before Nighty-Night. In the early morning he lubes me up and I get it real good about 7:30am and then back to sleep for a couple more hours. On a good day, we take a chance and try it one more time before I leave about 1pm. Knock wood - I'm clean as a whistle until after late lunch. It's worth it to take the necessary precautions and use lots of lube - he's big and I love it deep!! (adjusting myself)
     
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    Dylan,

    You can use a good old fashioned enema bottle (available many places) or, in my case, I use a "Shower Shot"...do a search on Shower Shot and it will pop right up and you can buy it online...all you have to do is attach it to your shower head and you're set to go...anyone else use this device? Peace,

    Phenix
     
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