Getting shit on your dick ever happen to you guys?

[DaveyR]

Big deal - I pulled mine out to find Lord Lucan on the end.

Was he still riding Sherghar at the time?

 

[Drifterwood]

No - but he had a cob up his arse.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Not shit but I've found sweetcorn lodged in my foreskin

Can't stop chuckeling when I read this post...good one bro...

 

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[D_Joseba_Guntertwat]

Hate it! Nothing more gross than a bit of shit on your helmet, especially if you haven't used a condom (not recommended at all!)
I've shagged three women up the arse, most of them experienced in being arse-fucked. Every single one of them was unable to avoid getting pieces of dung on my rather meaty girth. Ugh!
I don't blame them though, I blame myself for trying such an unnecessary act. Let's face it, if you have girth, you have no reason to fuck a girl in the arse. The only reason most guys do it anyway is because it's supposed to be tighter. Why even try it, I've certainly never found a pussy to be anything other than tight!

 

[koval]

Anybody ever try and use a condom? One way to keep it of the head/dick.

 

[eddyabs]

Really grosses me out bigtime, one of my pet hates....I insist that if we do anal, u go get in that bathroom and DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!

 

[canosser]

Not shit but I've found sweetcorn lodged in my foreskin

oh god