I've met tons of celebs but I can share my favorites (or most memorable):
Sidney Portier-Really tall. A genuinely nice and gentle man. Looks great, about the only thing that gives away his advanced age is his white hair. When I met him, two women asked for autographs and he granted their wishes and talked to them for 20 minutes.
Brooke Shields: I met her on the set of "Suddenly Susan". She's GORGEOUS in person. She's a real sweetheart. Yes, she's TALL.
Kathy Griffin: Met her with the above, she's hilarious in person. Very "on" even when the cameras stop. She made me laugh so hard I nearly peed myself.
Katy Sagal: Fucking fabulous diva. Met her on set, she was in full Peg Bundy drag. Met the whole cast but she's my favorite. Ed O'neil is very tall. Christina Applegate had her girlfriend with her (before she hopped the fence to guys). David Faustino is an annoying little fuck. His little brother was there trying to set me up with one of the crew (female).
Adam Rich ("Eight Is Enough" former child star)-I scored Coke for him YEARS ago.
The Governator-Total Alpha Dog. Was present with the whole Schriver klan. He's fucking gorgeous in person. Sat in a corner with his back to the wall so he could see the whole room. Wifey poo is shrill and really ugly in person.
Doris Day-My biggest celeb faus pas. Another Vegas celeb meeting. I didn't realize who she was. I'd been having a nice conversation with her and for some reason uttered the following: "gee, you look exactly like Doris Day! It's uncanny!" Her face went from radiant to ashen and she said "nobody's told me that in years". We both recovered and had more polite conversation and then she left. BTW, perfect, very expensive but not flashy jewels, great plastic surgery, hair/makeup/wardrobe were flawless.
Bo Derek: The most amazing looking woman I've ever seen. Met her in Vegas. She was wearing a kind of cropped sweater and capris with very light makeup and her hair pulled back. I didn't know people came that beautiful. She was sweet. She had been crying. Her husband John Derek had just died. I wanted to comfort her somehow but didn't say much to her and just left her alone.
David Schwimmer-Nice, modest and much cuter in person. Not a loudmouth or a showoff.
Kenny G-I don't know who was ruder, him or his eurotrash girfriend. Total waste of DNA. BTW he looks so haggard in person you almost don't recognize him. I really didn't want to talk to him but we kept running into each other, like twice a week.
Don King-You can hear him coming when he's 1/2 a block away. Annoying as fuck. No clue how to act in public.
Frankie Avalon (real last name Avialoni)-kind of a prick but he'll talk to you. Pretty wife.
Oscar DeLaHoya-Looks exactly the same in person as he does on TV. He's fairly stupid and he's an alcoholic. I'd still fuck him. Known all over for throwing big bashes but not paying anyone (or bouncing checks).
Pat Morita (Karate Kid, Happy Days)-So sad. Broke. Gambleholic. Now he's dead. He was really nice in a world weary sort of way.
Esther Williams-She was seated at the Bellagio on the other side of the window from the pool. A sensational woman, a class act, the second nicest celeb I've ever met.
OK, I'm done. There are more but I'm done.