Gf does spray tans......

[8barblues]

No real question being asked here, just wanted to tell ya 'll what my gf is doing these days...lol. She works at a salon, u know, nails, hair, tans... Well my gf does the spray tanning. Both men and women. But the thing is, when ur painting people up, most of them just stip down nude. Which is great for her since she swings both ways...lol. So she spends her time painting tits and asses and cocks all day....I just had to laugh when she told me what she was going to be doing there......she's a bit of a size queen to put it mildly...I wish it were possible to have the biggest of the big here at lpsg, schedule back to back appointments all day with her....lol....she'd come home grinning ear to ear...

 

[Salvia]

well it looks like she doesnt need to be at work to see a huge one if shes with you

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

well it looks like she doesnt need to be at work to see a huge one if shes with you

Yeah, you are pretty hung.

 

[PornForPatric]

I had a similar job and it was fantastic...for about a week. Then it just becomes more naked people in front of you. I did have a couple "whoops, I accidentally fell onto your dick" episodes at that place including one so big it almost dislocated my jaw. Funny thing: I was only allowed to spray men, which the owner somehow constantly thought was upsetting to me.

She'll enjoy it for a bit, but sooner or later every gets old hat. As for the biggest on LPSG heading over for tans...my imagination is going crazy with that scenario.

 

[8barblues]

I had a similar job and it was fantastic...for about a week. Then it just becomes more naked people in front of you. I did have a couple "whoops, I accidentally fell onto your dick" episodes at that place including one so big it almost dislocated my jaw. Funny thing: I was only allowed to spray men, which the owner somehow constantly thought was upsetting to me.

She'll enjoy it for a bit, but sooner or later every gets old hat. As for the biggest on LPSG heading over for tans...my imagination is going crazy with that scenario.

It's a great scenario, isn't it... Well we're in central cal if there's any takers ....lol

 

[someperson]

No real question being asked here, just wanted to tell ya 'll what my gf is doing these days...lol. She works at a salon, u know, nails, hair, tans... Well my gf does the spray tanning. Both men and women. But the thing is, when ur painting people up, most of them just stip down nude. Which is great for her since she swings both ways...lol. So she spends her time painting tits and asses and cocks all day....I just had to laugh when she told me what she was going to be doing there......she's a bit of a size queen to put it mildly...I wish it were possible to have the biggest of the big here at lpsg, schedule back to back appointments all day with her....lol....she'd come home grinning ear to ear...

All natural tan is better and it's free.


Also sure beats looking like a Oompa Loompa

 

[AlphaMale]

Well unless it's customary for guys to be getting boners while being spray tanned, then all the guys are going to be relatively the same size (which is somewhere in the 6" or less range).

 

[8barblues]

All natural tan is better and it's free.


Also sure beats looking like a Oompa Loompa

She says some of the ladies are sensitive to the sun, and I'm pretty sure the men are just exhibitionists and wanna have a woman paint their naked bodies....lol

 

[ColonialBoy]

I was chatitng to somebody & he said he gets some sort of professional hair removal every 6 weeks. He says a male does it at a salon, just goes in, drops the trousers & the beautician guy starts removing hair on his cock & balls. Braver man than I am.

 

[8barblues]

Well unless it's customary for guys to be getting boners while being spray tanned, then all the guys are going to be relatively the same size (which is somewhere in the 6" or less range).

Well, that's exactly what started me talking about this.....I always ask if she sprayed any hotties...ask her to give me a rating 1to10 on how good they looked..she always says 4 to 7 or so....but then one time she said Kim was about a 5 but Steve's an 11 1/2....so I said really..?....she says hell yeah so my next question is of course was he hung....she said yup....next question , of course, was he bigger than me....she says, same girth but about a 1/2 inch shorter...so I say well you can't really tell how big he'll be when he's hard...she says, oh he was hard......I'm like " whaaaaaaaat?" ..then she explains to me that they started talkin bout relationships and she starts telling him about us and how I let her play orally sometimes, with well hung guys....and she tells him she has taken a 9" guy to his balls and can also deepthroat a 10" dildo..that's when he turned around fully hard...she just loves raising cocks...lol

 

[8barblues]

I was chatitng to somebody & he said he gets some sort of professional hair removal every 6 weeks. He says a male does it at a salon, just goes in, drops the trousers & the beautician guy starts removing hair on his cock & balls. Braver man than I am.

Jeez don't tell my gf....she'll want to expand her repertoire.

 

[8barblues]

So this weekend , it was a female.....I have no idea how it happens to her but somehow she always meets these people.....and somehow the conversation turns sexual. They spend an hour talking out in front of the salon after she was done spraying her...discussing deepthroat techniques and other such things ....turns out she is basically a call girl with a very small clientele ( 5 guys) and had done some amature porn.....said she wants my gf ( and myself) to come over for a party she's having..... Again, this thread is kinda pointless , but I need an outlet...lol. At this rate , it's just a matter of time before she's gettin some right there n the ol' paint booth....lol.