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You boys are pussies who have not had a hardon in years; probably because your wheelchairs and your multiple sclerosis prevents you from being a real man or your cuckoldwife kicks your asses everytime you try to fuck her.
You guys are pitiful excuses for a man, indeed, your fucksticks are limp at best.
While real men like me continue to get ass all day, every day, you pussies are relagated to jacking off to porn or exposing yourselves to old ladies.
Real men like me and my buds would break you in half and stuff your limbs up your asses.

of course if you were real, if you were getting every day you wouldn't need to live a pseudo- sex life through the reactions of those who read your posts

Yo
u guys are pitiful, dominated by freaky bitches and living in your mommies basement where you wait for her panties to be tossed to you so you can sniff them and spill the few drops of semen you produce into them. Get castrated so you can be closer to having a purpose because you don't have the balls now to do much more than fall on your bicycle seat and pee yourself.

now while i was impressed when i started to read that retort, where does the castration come into it? and the stuff about the bikes? i really hope you weren't up all night making that one up, too

 

[the_reverend]

he (we're assuming it's a he. ) seems to have a very limited vocabulary, thus the repetition of certain words, themes, motifs (ie: castration, bicycles, perversion, being pitiful, etc.). his fixation on these words seems to betray some trauma in his past...perhaps feeling pitiful after being castrated by a pervert on a bicycle.

of course, i can't be certain of this. the pervert may very well have castrated him WITH the bicycle. the world may never know...

 

[B_talltpaguy]

^While we may never know, I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that we'll never care either.

 

[ScorpioSlut]

This is why I stay here. This place and people like Domeboy are always good for a laugh. I think he's been on too many roids down at the gym where he and his pro buddies hang out.

 

[D_Cliebert_Chodechoker]

You boys are pussies who have not had a hardon in years; probably because your wheelchairs and your multiple sclerosis prevents you from being a real man or your cuckoldwife kicks your asses everytime you try to fuck her.
You guys are pitiful excuses for a man, indeed, your fucksticks are limp at best.
While real men like me continue to get ass all day, every day, you pussies are relagated to jacking off to porn or exposing yourselves to old ladies.
Real men like me and my buds would break you in half and stuff your limbs up your asses.
Yo
u guys are pitiful, dominated by freaky bitches and living in your mommies basement where you wait for her panties to be tossed to you so you can sniff them and spill the few drops of semen you produce into them. Get castrated so you can be closer to having a purpose because you don't have the balls now to do much more than fall on your bicycle seat and pee yourself.

We can determine if you are a liar or not. Photo verify your self with a piece of paper that says Domeboy @LPSG.org and have your 10 incher rite next to it.

 

[phonehome]

10 inch dick, what is that 1 in a 1000? five guys who "randomly" come together all 8 inch plus, that odds of the that, what? I in a billion, AND a "hot looking GF" who is willing to strip for you and fuck you all, one in a trillion?

 

[FlyingHellfish]

Hilarious thread!

 

[ElGrandeChino]

fiction....ban this guy already.

 

[Layne0033]

Still it was a cool story - I only read because that's sort of how I got fucked the first time - poker game, drinking, bet was loser got nailed! I lost (or did I win?). Guess it depends on your point of view. Lol

 

[ignatius4446z]

What nobody seems to have picked up on is that although Domeboy is the one who questions everybody else's manhood, he's the one who let his mates cuckold him (or, more likely, fantasised about it). FFS, in the story, they even ate each other's cum off her body.

What a bunch of pansies.

 

[652752]

Here a few from some of his previous posts, guess its just a copy and paste story from another site, size varies with the story. Have fun anyway domeboy, whatever trips your trigger:

I visit Orlando often and looking for clean couple to play with and no strings. Must be nice, clean and adventurous.
I am white male, 8" x 6.5", bi curious, very clean.

The redhead had especially puffy nipples-one of my favorite things-and I began sucking wildly on one side then the other as the blonde had me at my full length of 9x6.

Would you consider a couple? very fit, clean, 9"x7", she's gorgeous.

I visit Orlando often and looking for clean couple to play with and no strings. Must be nice, clean and adventurous.
I am white male, 8" x 6.5", bi curious, very clean.

Florida here and let's do it. Body builder with 9x6.5 curved. pm me to get together

I am a veteran bodybuilder and can easily lift any woman up and slide her down my 9"x7" shaft

Orlando stud for couples
on vacation or just looking for a fantasy cum true, I am available to make it happen.

 

[Lowhangersau]

I'm absoltely aghast that that it was obviously "un protected" sex!

Might have been a complete turn on but, you can't do that without huge risks to her and the other participants.

Everyone I know would love to do what you all did, but times have changed and what you don't seem to realise is that you could have given yourselves a death sentence or years of untold misery through treatment for STD's or worse!!!!

Good luck and I hope your all OK?

 

[ShannonH]

Hah this thread is hilarious. Perhaps there ought to be a forum rule against posting more than 4 wildly-differing, incredible improbably sizes for your own dick.

Some of this guys posts sound like they were written by software that learned English based on porno sites, e.g.:
Long story short, we all had a great time and she loved multiple creampies as did her husband.

"she loved multiple creampies" -- who actually says that?

 

[bigo4show]

Who was winning the poker game when all this shit went down? Just wondering.

 

[Serial Kisser]

I'm absoltely aghast that that it was obviously "un protected" sex!

Might have been a complete turn on but, you can't do that without huge risks to her and the other participants.

Everyone I know would love to do what you all did, but times have changed and what you don't seem to realise is that you could have given yourselves a death sentence or years of untold misery through treatment for STD's or worse!!!!

Good luck and I hope your all OK?

I'm sure he's full of fictional STDS and what not. This story was BS.

 

[D_GlennFeckless]

D cup puffy nipples

Wow!!!!! How big are the boobs?

Dude, I wish I were you, soooo much.

 

[deputamadre]

Real men drink their own cum from a girls pussy?

 

[upone]

Who was winning the poker game when all this shit went down? Just wondering.

Me. I had a queen-high flush. I just grabbed the pot and walked out.

After she blew me, of course. :wink::tongue::biggrin1:

 

[_average]

What a sad individual!! Making shit up is my pet peeve on this site. Why like?!?!?"?!

 

[LADave]

Dear Reverend:
Like all good religious hypocrites, you continue to portray yourself as a self righteous dick sucking scumbag who sniffs little girls bicycle seats or little boys jock straps. I bet your scout leader position allows you to rape your little boys you criminal scumbag.
You shouldbe castrated reverend because unlike real men, you snipe and hide in the shadows waiting for unsuspecting innocents then you rape them;
You are the worst kind of pervert.

Ooh..get you!!!