gf thinking youre bigger than u are...

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...ok so heres the deal. im 18, 8.5/7.5 and i lost my viriginity to my current gf.. she was also a virigin but had been with other guys, all small or average, no bigger than 6 in... so idk why but she says im 11in... and she can hardly handle me (at 8.5)...i like being flattered as being enourmous (even though i am quite large as it is) but idk what to do... i feel like sayin "babe, im not that big, im only 8.5... would disappoint her somehow"


everyhting fits into place for her thinkin im 11... i wear magnum xls (mostly for my girth) and they fit snug so she thinks im too big for them and whenever she talks to her friends they concur abt it (not that theyve seen me, i mean like from what she tells them)... ahh idk what to do...



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8.5"x7.5" is huge and all girls will appreciate it. You are wayyyyyyyyy too concerned with your dick. I'm 7"x6" and wear XL's too. Saying your dick is only 8.5"x7.5" is like saying Vietnam only claimed 67,000 American lives.
 

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please dont get my wrong. im not complaining about the size of my dick at all. i am simply saying that my gf thinks it is even bigger than it is, and what I should do about it.


to the poster asking wht her reaction was at first was "wow, someones got something goin on down there" then she said how big is it and she'd never seen one close to mine... i lied and said i'd never measured and she said its got to be just under a foot... and i never corrected her and she came up with the analysis that it is 11in long...
 

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This is just too weird.

Honesty
. Just tell her your size before she ends up making a fool of herself by telling someone you're 11 inches.
Just sit down and have a talk with her!
 

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I think most of us have trouble imagining why it would be hard to simply correct her. It is not like you are saying you are not hung, just not ridiculously so. You know the joke that women are bad at geometry because they've been told all their lives that six inches is nine? Sounds like a dose of that going on there.

I'm waiting for NineInchCock_160IQ to weigh in on this because he has previously referenced the same issue, but I think (though I should not speak for him) that the sky does not fall when you get the measurement right...
 

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as I've said before, this is why there are so few women carpenters...
 

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wrench said:
as I've said before, this is why there are so few women carpenters...
my first girlfriend got me some novelty novelty underwear. it said "every inch a man" on front, with a 12 inch ruler. she concluded form this that i was 12 inches...which of course im not. the upside was she told some of her friends that i was, and they then decided to see for themselves...
 

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You don't have to tell her anything, just measure it in front of her, and let her see for herself.
 

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jnascar00 said:
please dont get my wrong. im not complaining about the size of my dick at all. i am simply saying that my gf thinks it is even bigger than it is, and what I should do about it.


to the poster asking wht her reaction was at first was "wow, someones got something goin on down there" then she said how big is it and she'd never seen one close to mine... i lied and said i'd never measured and she said its got to be just under a foot... and i never corrected her and she came up with the analysis that it is 11in long...


Honestly, Just tell her "Thanks, but I'm only (fill in blank) inches long" Because I will say at 10.5 inches, most girls think I'm a foot long (12 inches). I wil correct them, due to the fact of, rumors spreading. Are rumors bad, not all the time. But I don't have to or want to lie about my size. So I don't want any girls in the future to say "That's not 12 inches". So that is why I correct all girls that think I'm bigger than I actually am.

Oh yes, most girls seem to have a couple of magic numbers. Those numbers being heard the most in stories and porns. Most men in stories and porns seem to have a 9 inch, 12 inch, or 13 inch penis. So if you ask a girl "how big do you think I am" most of them seem to say one of those numbers.
 

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Unfortunately most males measure out at six inches and quite a few even less. It is all a matter of what one learns. I suspect that some males increase the measurements of their love muscle to impress females. I would suspect that a large number of young males say they have eight or nine inches. This gives the girls a false sense of size.

I can recall when lumber was actually the size it was called. A board six inches wide was six inches. Of course that was in the days of rough sawed lumber.

Then I can recall where I heard young females say: "Is that what six inches looks like."
 

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Sorry to say it, but I think there's a bit of a BS factor going on here. Either that or you're in denial. The truth is YOU lied to your gf when you allowed her to believe you were much bigger than you are. It was a lie of ommision. You facilitated a falsehood and I would guess because you really did feel that, compared to 11 inches, you were deficient and she would be dissappointed by the truth.Had I been you in this situation, I would have just found it to be an ammusing error and corrected her right away.
So, you need to cop to it and come clean with her. IMHO, you are the one who created this mess and you are the one who needs to straighten it all out. Be a man, dude!
 

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dkmilker said:
Sorry to say it, but I think there's a bit of a BS factor going on here. Either that or you're in denial. The truth is YOU lied to your gf when you allowed her to believe you were much bigger than you are. It was a lie of ommision. You facilitated a falsehood and I would guess because you really did feel that, compared to 11 inches, you were deficient and she would be dissappointed by the truth.Had I been you in this situation, I would have just found it to be an ammusing error and corrected her right away.
So, you need to cop to it and come clean with her. IMHO, you are the one who created this mess and you are the one who needs to straighten it all out. Be a man, dude!

I had a girl say my dick was like 12" once so I told her to mesure it, she did and was supprised it was only 8.5" Her last partner told her he was like 9"
turns out it was not .
 

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Tell her your real measurements so that SHE knows, but tell her to let her FRIENDS know your packing 11 just in case this girl goes on the blink....j/k

Yep...I am accused of sporting far more than I have in length to be sure. But its gotten me a rep, and thus gotten me laid when the chips were down. Yep. Im a pig. I took full advantage of it and Im not sorry for a damn thing.

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Thanks everyone... I'm sorry that people had to jump on me here and tell me I'm not being a man/not trusting me on what i said... I thought this was a "support" group but whatever... I'm going to talk to her and tell her my actualy size, which as a poster said earlier is nothing to be ashamed of. thanks!
 

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jnascar00 said:
Thanks everyone... I'm sorry that people had to jump on me here and tell me I'm not being a man/not trusting me on what i said... I thought this was a "support" group but whatever... I'm going to talk to her and tell her my actualy size, which as a poster said earlier is nothing to be ashamed of. thanks!


Yep. We are a support group when it comes to actual problems. But mostly we are comprised of a bunch of narcissistic exhibitionists and our admirers:biggrin1:

Yep...you got nothing to be ashamed of dude:wink: You outta post up the pics...

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