gf thinking youre bigger than u are...

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by jnascar00, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. jnascar00

    jnascar00 New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2006
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    ...ok so heres the deal. im 18, 8.5/7.5 and i lost my viriginity to my current gf.. she was also a virigin but had been with other guys, all small or average, no bigger than 6 in... so idk why but she says im 11in... and she can hardly handle me (at 8.5)...i like being flattered as being enourmous (even though i am quite large as it is) but idk what to do... i feel like sayin "babe, im not that big, im only 8.5... would disappoint her somehow"


    everyhting fits into place for her thinkin im 11... i wear magnum xls (mostly for my girth) and they fit snug so she thinks im too big for them and whenever she talks to her friends they concur abt it (not that theyve seen me, i mean like from what she tells them)... ahh idk what to do...



    any suggestions
     
  2. jnascar00

    jnascar00 New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2006
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    please!!!
     
  3. udubcrew

    udubcrew Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2006
    Messages:
    286
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    375
    Gender:
    Male
    Tell her the truth. It's much better for girls to know what they are working with before hand than to be disappointed. By that I mean, if you and your girl break up and a lot of girls have heard about your 11 inch dick they will be disappointed when they find out it's not as large as they thought. I've often thought about how there is a happy medium as far as this goes with wanting a girl to tell people...but not too many people, or not people I'll necessarily be doing anything with. Frankly, I've come to prefer the surprised look myself. Out of curiosity, what did she say the first time she saw it?
     
  4. tmny

    tmny Member

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2005
    Messages:
    174
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    earth
    this seems like such a non-question.
     
  5. Nitrofiend

    Nitrofiend New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2006
    Messages:
    924
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    :sucks:

    8.5"x7.5" is huge and all girls will appreciate it. You are wayyyyyyyyy too concerned with your dick. I'm 7"x6" and wear XL's too. Saying your dick is only 8.5"x7.5" is like saying Vietnam only claimed 67,000 American lives.
     
  6. jnascar00

    jnascar00 New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2006
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    please dont get my wrong. im not complaining about the size of my dick at all. i am simply saying that my gf thinks it is even bigger than it is, and what I should do about it.


    to the poster asking wht her reaction was at first was "wow, someones got something goin on down there" then she said how big is it and she'd never seen one close to mine... i lied and said i'd never measured and she said its got to be just under a foot... and i never corrected her and she came up with the analysis that it is 11in long...
     
  7. Mumzi

    Mumzi New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2006
    Messages:
    483
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Calif
    This is just too weird.

    Honesty
    . Just tell her your size before she ends up making a fool of herself by telling someone you're 11 inches.
    Just sit down and have a talk with her!
     
  8. jnascar00

    jnascar00 New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2006
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    thanks mumzi... how is it "too weird" though
     
  9. fortiesfun

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 29, 2006
    Messages:
    4,692
    Likes Received:
    18
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    USA
    I think most of us have trouble imagining why it would be hard to simply correct her. It is not like you are saying you are not hung, just not ridiculously so. You know the joke that women are bad at geometry because they've been told all their lives that six inches is nine? Sounds like a dose of that going on there.

    I'm waiting for NineInchCock_160IQ to weigh in on this because he has previously referenced the same issue, but I think (though I should not speak for him) that the sky does not fall when you get the measurement right...
     
  10. wrench

    wrench New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2006
    Messages:
    98
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    illinois
    as I've said before, this is why there are so few women carpenters...
     
  11. wrench

    wrench New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2006
    Messages:
    98
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    illinois
    my first girlfriend got me some novelty novelty underwear. it said "every inch a man" on front, with a 12 inch ruler. she concluded form this that i was 12 inches...which of course im not. the upside was she told some of her friends that i was, and they then decided to see for themselves...
     
  12. Stretch

    Stretch New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2005
    Messages:
    2,408
    Likes Received:
    10
    Gender:
    Male
    lol...I love good fiction. Not a big fan of bad fiction though...looking forward to the second draft
     
  13. zaphod

    zaphod New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2005
    Messages:
    82
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Florida
    You don't have to tell her anything, just measure it in front of her, and let her see for herself.
     
  14. MrMXYZPTLK

    MrMXYZPTLK New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2005
    Messages:
    556
    Likes Received:
    3
    Gender:
    Male

    Honestly, Just tell her "Thanks, but I'm only (fill in blank) inches long" Because I will say at 10.5 inches, most girls think I'm a foot long (12 inches). I wil correct them, due to the fact of, rumors spreading. Are rumors bad, not all the time. But I don't have to or want to lie about my size. So I don't want any girls in the future to say "That's not 12 inches". So that is why I correct all girls that think I'm bigger than I actually am.

    Oh yes, most girls seem to have a couple of magic numbers. Those numbers being heard the most in stories and porns. Most men in stories and porns seem to have a 9 inch, 12 inch, or 13 inch penis. So if you ask a girl "how big do you think I am" most of them seem to say one of those numbers.
     
  15. hung

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2004
    Messages:
    2,766
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    51
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    USA
    Unfortunately most males measure out at six inches and quite a few even less. It is all a matter of what one learns. I suspect that some males increase the measurements of their love muscle to impress females. I would suspect that a large number of young males say they have eight or nine inches. This gives the girls a false sense of size.

    I can recall when lumber was actually the size it was called. A board six inches wide was six inches. Of course that was in the days of rough sawed lumber.

    Then I can recall where I heard young females say: "Is that what six inches looks like."
     
  16. dkmilker

    dkmilker Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2006
    Messages:
    167
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Sorry to say it, but I think there's a bit of a BS factor going on here. Either that or you're in denial. The truth is YOU lied to your gf when you allowed her to believe you were much bigger than you are. It was a lie of ommision. You facilitated a falsehood and I would guess because you really did feel that, compared to 11 inches, you were deficient and she would be dissappointed by the truth.Had I been you in this situation, I would have just found it to be an ammusing error and corrected her right away.
    So, you need to cop to it and come clean with her. IMHO, you are the one who created this mess and you are the one who needs to straighten it all out. Be a man, dude!
     
  17. Randll86

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2006
    Messages:
    602
    Albums:
    5
    Likes Received:
    708
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tampa (FL, US)
    Verified:
    Photo
    I had a girl say my dick was like 12" once so I told her to mesure it, she did and was supprised it was only 8.5" Her last partner told her he was like 9"
    turns out it was not .
     
  18. OmahaBeef

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2006
    Messages:
    1,037
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Tell her your real measurements so that SHE knows, but tell her to let her FRIENDS know your packing 11 just in case this girl goes on the blink....j/k

    Yep...I am accused of sporting far more than I have in length to be sure. But its gotten me a rep, and thus gotten me laid when the chips were down. Yep. Im a pig. I took full advantage of it and Im not sorry for a damn thing.

    OmahaBeef
     
  19. jnascar00

    jnascar00 New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2006
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Thanks everyone... I'm sorry that people had to jump on me here and tell me I'm not being a man/not trusting me on what i said... I thought this was a "support" group but whatever... I'm going to talk to her and tell her my actualy size, which as a poster said earlier is nothing to be ashamed of. thanks!
     
  20. rob_just_rob

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2005
    Messages:
    6,037
    Likes Received:
    9
    Location:
    Nowhere near you
    I have had girlfriends misestimate my size fairly often. Usually I just play it down, or laugh. It's not like it's such a big deal, anyway.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted