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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Penispower, Jul 3, 2010.

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    This is Poseidon. Artist Carl Milles' sculpture of the greek god of the sea. He stands in the middle of a fountain in down town Gothenburg, Sweden. He is sporting the typical tiny penis and holding a very big fish he just caught with his bare hands. At least when you view him from the front. But as we all know, here on lpsg, angles can be deceiving. Observed from the side, Mr Poseidon is clearly grabbing his enormous penis (complete with a steady steam of water shooting out the top).

    It is said that Carl Milles original piece was much better endowed. So much so that city officials made him shrink the godcock. Milles had to comply, but in doing so he also introduced the fish/donkeydong as a way of getting back at them.
     

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    Brilliantly done.
    Thanks for the smile.
     
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    Very clever!
     
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    I like the housing? overlooking it...can't you hear the realtor saying"...and this unit offers a grand view of Poseidon peeing for all eternity...."
     
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    I love it. :tongue:
     
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    Amazing how the fish is almost perfectly conjoined with man to look like he's WELL endowed.
     
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    Brilliant!!! LOL!
     
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    It seems so odd that Swedes would object to seeing a large penis on a sculpture, being rather notoriously well-hung themselves.

    I love the subversiveness of what the sculptor did with this.

    A/B
     
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    I doubt that anyone let the sculptor scrink the penis - like the op said, does the sculputre has the "typical small penis". In the anthice the penis size wasnt importent. Thats nakes it likelly that the sculptor worked in this tradition.

    Also, north europe is very open about sex or exposed penis.


    But never the less. The fish as a dick is funny
     
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    hahaha. also looks like he's giving them the middle finger with his raised left hand. lol
     
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