Giant Penis Terrorizes Oregon!

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_N Flay Table, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. B_RoysToy

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    Naugh, length and girth not in proper proportion for the phallus. It's length needs to be twice as long as it is for the thickness, don't you guys think?
     
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    Neomodernist Easter Island 'heads'?
     
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    Doesn't look much like anything I'd wanna suck, doesn't even look much like a penis anyway. It's look like what it's supposed to be....a post. I just think the residents of that Oregon town have overly perverted minds.:rolleyes:
     
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    Another case of people with too little mental (or other?) stimulation getting on a bandwagon!

    I suppose they have no skyscrapers in that town... or perhaps they did, but they tore them down already.
     
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    That's what I thought too - it looked like a post to me too.

    I love the headline for this thread though - makes me think of a cross between a monster movie and porn! :biggrin1:

    Now if you want to see something that looks like a penis, go to Chimney Rock Park in NC! It's a natural formation, so people can't exactly get all bent out of shape about it.
     
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    Hmmpf! I thought that this thread was going to be about DJG recounting his recent trip to Portland. :tongue:
     
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    Those poor delicate flowers in Oregon. They must have a lot of spare time on their hands. I bet they've banned sub sandwiches and hot dogs too. Just imagine all those long, round phallicy things being orally consumed. And if you get a good one it oozes out a yummy creamy sauce. We can't have the children seeing that now can we?

    Those people need a good smack upside the head. I feel sorry for them.
     
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