Gig review

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    My band played its first gig Saturday night. Here's a review posted on craigslist: JIZZZUS BEECH!!!

    Three guesses who the "fat old decrepit bassplayr wearing a dress and combat boots" was... :wink:

    btw, it's a kilt, not a dress.
     
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    HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY ... some of my best friends are fat old decrepit bass players wearing a dress and combat boots.

    Fuckin' everybody's a critic on the Internets.
     
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    It's a fucking KILT, I TELL YA!!! :biggrin:
     
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    Or a doiley. heeee
     
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    No, I wore that under my kilt... :yup:
     
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    Heee......Pics please...heee
     
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    There's a video of it, but it takes ages to download. It's 247MB.
     
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    Did your band get rehired?
     
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    Hahahaha. No. That was never our intention. We just wanted to suck without being lame. It was a lighthearted act of musical vandalism.
     
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    Ahhhhhhhhhh vandalism............I love you!
     
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    *humps HellsKitchenManNYC's leg*
     
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    "i was at village tavern sairday nite and had my ears fried by these ugly fuckers playing the same stupid song for what was like eternity and a half. all i wannet to do was drink a beer in peace and these guys kept droning on the same 3 chords and two key board playres slinging sonic diarea all over the place. i went out on the patio to excape and burn one and went back in to the same fucking nasty shit like atonal unholly blast over and over half an hour later. the bastards went on for like 45 minutes playiong the same fucking drone over and over. i sure was glad when they quit. was anybody else there? talk about shitty cover bands. these marrons need to write some originals or get a fucking day job. they had this fat old decrepit bassplayr wearing a dress and combat boots and the drumer was the only one who looked like he was haf humen. if i ever see these pukes agina im gonna get some charcoal lighter and set fire to them. they made me wanna burn somethin."

    Your band's drummer has issues and apparently can't spell Hickboy. lol!!!!!
     
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    lol. Kudos to you, sir. I enjoy your punk rock statement.

    Blessings
     
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    That's an awesome review. I wish my band could suck that good !
     
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    Hey that was actually a rave review if you compare it to some of mine. What did that Dolt know? He can't even spell!
     
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    Naturally, when we played, it was a lace teddy and steel toes
     
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    ''Any publicity is good publicity.''
     
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    That's a fact, Henry.
     
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