"Girl Next Door" movie big cock punchline

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  1. Standard Deviant

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    There was a movie on F/X (the FOX movie channel) this weekend called "The Girl Next Door," (2004) which I only caught a few random minutes of--a teen sex movie along the lines of "American Pie," which wound up with an ending that I was amazed was uncensored. The main plot was about a 19 year old porn star who moves in next door to a senior in high school who develops a crush on her. A subplot, from what I caught, was about this kid developing explicit pornographic style sex education videos which are reluctantly accepted by the adults at the school and shown in class.

    The very last scene in the movie shows a nerdy kid who is a friend of the main character and presumably unpopular appearing in the sex ed film. A scantily clad, sexy young woman in the sex ed film says something like, "I will now demonstrate how to properly put on a condom...only unlike other sex ed films, in this one we will use the REAL thing, not just some banana or other inanimate model..."

    The camera moves back to show the nerdy kid in a bathrobe. It is implied that they are showing his cock in the next scene, as the sexy woman sort of moves toward him to put the condom on him.

    They cut to the nerdy kid, watching the video in which he is appearing as an actor. On either side of him, also watching the video, are two cute girls. Not sure if they are in class watching, or seeing it on dvd, or what. He has a priceless look on his face, hard to describe. I read it as like he knew he was suddenly about to become VERY popular, once these girls (and everyone else at school) found out what his cock looked like. It was subtle, but HOT. There is a very sexy kind of tension.

    Cut again to a bunch of boys from the high school, apparently friends of the nerdy guy. They are all leaning in toward the tv screen, waiting to see the nerd get his condom. One of them exclaims, "He's HUGE!" and if I recall correctly, they go back to the kid with the two girls just looking like they are about to react, at which point they cut to the closing credits.

    Now I may be mixing this all up, some of it is probably enhanced by my imagination, but basically this is the gist. I'm curious to hear from others who saw the movie and what you thought of this validation of the desirability of large cock size, the way that the subject was treated here, etc. I think it's amazing that this was THE punchline of the whole film--I find it exciting that this has become part of the mass culture, not just a "hidden away" subject that is taboo to talk about openly, as it was even ten years ago. (If you're under 25, you probably have no idea what a revolution is taking place with regard to open, everyday, mass-culture recognition of penis size as an unquestioned source of erotic power.)

    Your comments? Perceptions? Have you seen other recent movies with blatant size references that are similarly erotic? Thanks for your thoughts.
     
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    I saw the movie a while ago and got a chuckle from that particular scene. Not over done but they throw it out there. I think they put him in a fencing mask or something like that to "protect his identity". Not a bad movie though
     
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