Girl stuck in fence. What would you have done to help her?

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I hate it when that happens. I think I would purchase and use a dozen bottles of massage oil to solve the problem.
 

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This reminds me of the story of the cowboy riding the Badlands who sees a plume of black smoke on the horizon. As he approaches he sees a farmhouse in flames, the farmer dead with arrows in his back, animals slaughtered and finally the farmer's wife, naked and spread-eagle with her arms and legs tied to stakes in the ground.

"Oh thank heavens you arrived," she wailed between tears. "Those savages attacked us, killed my dear husband and all of our stock then set out house and barn on fire. After that they tied me up and raped me repeatedly then left me for dead."

The cowboy got off his horse and started unbuckling his belt, then drawled, "Well ma'am, I guess this ain't your lucky day."