Girlfriend has surprising "conditions"

[D_Coupeland Clydesdale]

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[MickeyLee]

*blink*
*starts laughing hysterically*
*stops...*
*blink*

Trolling Grand Master is a master of trolling....

slight on topic: i would douse my genitalia in gasoline and holy water. say goodbye to good times and strike the match.

 

[dolfette]

some people would just google 'skin tag'.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

I want the last minute back.

 

[LaFemme]

I'm guessing the first post is missing.....otherwise I would guess Ms Lee has taken up crackpiping.

 

[B_subgirrl]

I would LOVE to know what that first post was :biggrin1:.

 

[dolfette]

I would LOVE to know what that first post was :biggrin1:.

ok, i'll paraphrase:

eeeeeeeeeew! girls are icky. girlparts are gross. eeeeeeeeeeeeew! i hate girls!!

 

[deleted556573]

I would LOVE to know what that first post was :biggrin1:.

I read it. Here's what I remember:

The poster's female fuckbuddy is 64ish. He's been having sex on and off with her for several years. She asked him to "pop a nasty blackhead in her vaginal area". Then he said he developed pimples on his cock after fucking her, but the doctor assured him it wasn't an STD. Then he found something in the "taint" area that apparently was a skin tag, which she supposedly went to the doctor to have checked out (he doubted this) and the doctor said it was a skin tag, but would eventually fall off. Whatever.

This has all caused a huge strain on their "relationship" (and I use that term VERY loosely, no pun intended), blah blah blah.

 

[dolfette]

my version was better.

 

[deleted556573]

my version was better.

agreed :biggrin1:

 

[Uncutandthick]

Wow

 

[Curvey_Amazon_OH]

The things people post on the internet.................*shakes head*

 

[Ramsey]

Where the fuck did I put my Pop Tarts!?

 

[B_subgirrl]

ok, i'll paraphrase:

I read it. Here's what I remember:

The poster's female fuckbuddy is 64ish. He's been having sex on and off with her for several years. She asked him to "pop a nasty blackhead in her vaginal area". Then he said he developed pimples on his cock after fucking her, but the doctor assured him it wasn't an STD. Then he found something in the "taint" area that apparently was a skin tag, which she supposedly went to the doctor to have checked out (he doubted this) and the doctor said it was a skin tag, but would eventually fall off. Whatever.

This has all caused a huge strain on their "relationship" (and I use that term VERY loosely, no pun intended), blah blah blah.

Thank you both! Curiosity satisfied.

at the now-gone OP.

my version was better.

I think yours captured the essence of the post perfectly :tongue:.

 

[MickeyLee]

I'm guessing the first post is missing.....otherwise I would guess Ms Lee has taken up crackpiping.

nope, no crackpiping for me.
the OP? maybe... almost positive he was on something :biggrin1: