Friend of mine was talking about a guy she slept with.
HER: "HE WAS HUGE! He said 11 inches!!! I believe it"
ME: "Get a piece of computer paper"
HER: "K, and?"
ME: "That's the length of the paper"
HER: "OK, maybe it was 9 then"
ME: "That's over the width"
HER: "OK, probably 8, maybe. Why would he say 11?"
ME: "Because it makes him feel big even though he's big enough already."
HER: "Sad"