GIRLS, have i gotta tiny little PENCIL DICK for you!!

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have you had sex often..and how did the women respond?

first, thanks for the new comments on my pix. i know i'm hardly a salami. lol. maybe a vienna wiener... and i gotta say, you're strawberry lollypop remark had me rflmao. keep em coming, ladies!

as for your question, yes, i'm with a woman in fact. a petite beauty! she loves to orgasm manually w my cock before i enter... once when i was lying naked in bed, watching tv, she pondered aloud how my penis must've skipped puberty. another time she called it microdick, but in a joking fun way. that's probably what started this whole damn sph thing! now i can't get enough...

as per your question, EmJay, how do you think you would respond with what i'm packing?
 

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If I saw it the first time you mean? LOL..
well.. first of all I do love your body..it looks great..

But my vagina gets too wet when i'm excited so ..I wouldnt feel much if you were able to get it in at all..

I do not have a petite body ;-) so..

I guess I would have just faked that I am not up to doing anything further just yet ( that it is too soon..or something bullshit like that)..

I have only once come across a guy that was even shorter than you i guess.. a bit thicker yes, but smaller. I felt him up because I was excited when we started kissing ( and also tested the bulge that way ;-))...and after I discovered that he was quite small...I moved back slowly and than fed him that line..

I didnt want to hurt his feelings you know..

He was like all over me..and wanted to convince me that everything was ok etc..and in my head i was like ( how in the hell do you see this happening dude???)

So honey..i'm sorry but I just wouldn't be able to do anything i guess..
But you don't want to do anything about it..like pumping or other kinds of stuff to give it a little extra??
 

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If I saw it the first time you mean? LOL..
... He was like all over me..and wanted to convince me that everything was ok etc..and in my head i was like ( how in the hell do you see this happening dude???)
wow! you know you're a size queen when...

as for pumps, are you kidding me?! i ain't blowing this thing up. it's not a balloon, you know. and as if that stuff works anyway... no, i think i'll keep it the way it is. short, skinny and proud!:smile:
 

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short, skinny and proud!:smile:

And you are so right about that..sorry for asking. I was just curious about that..

I bet you are a great guy..with a great body AND you have a girl that loves you and your tiny scrumptious dick :biggrin1:..so what else do you need really..

By the time I get my period..I'll come by your profile again and post some more shit to get it off my chest..LOlz:tongue:
 

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Your dick is pretty damn small, but as everyone before me said, you have a pretty good sense of humor. A nice body definitely helps you and I'm a sucker for white type on pea green/mustardy background. So win, win.
 
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not that thin; well proportioned looking so I would guess it's still a popular piece of meat.
 

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wow! you know you're a size queen when...

as for pumps, are you kidding me?! i ain't blowing this thing up. it's not a balloon, you know. and as if that stuff works anyway... no, i think i'll keep it the way it is. short, skinny and proud!:smile:


Definitely keep it small! I've always had a thing both way for the sph stuff myself (even though I don't qualify really). My boyfriend generally teases me the same way and it really works for me. I can't tease him cause it's not true nor his thing, so there have to be some sexy (albeit straight) little dicked guys to tease :)
 

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I'm in the same boat as the OP! While my cock is pretty average according to statistics, I love it when SOs comment on it being smaller than average. I remember I had a girlfriend who told me as far as she was concerned I was smaller than average and whatever I read was just to make guys like me feel better! I thought that was hilarious and sexy it turned me on. :) When she and I learned the affect it had for her to say comments like that it became a important component in our sex life!

I never took it as "humiliating," just fun, hot teasing! I hope I meet another girl who would enjoy it also. A big fantasy for me would be to be in a threesome with a well endowed guy and have the woman make comments comparing the sizes as part of what goes on... you can see videos where this scenario is staged and they always make it where the smaller guy is traumatized by the experience. I wouldn't be at all!
 

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I'm in the same boat as the OP! While my cock is pretty average according to statistics, I love it when SOs comment on it being smaller than average. I remember I had a girlfriend who told me as far as she was concerned I was smaller than average and whatever I read was just to make guys like me feel better! I thought that was hilarious and sexy it turned me on. :) When she and I learned the affect it had for her to say comments like that it became a important component in our sex life!

I never took it as "humiliating," just fun, hot teasing! I hope I meet another girl who would enjoy it also. A big fantasy for me would be to be in a threesome with a well endowed guy and have the woman make comments comparing the sizes as part of what goes on... you can see videos where this scenario is staged and they always make it where the smaller guy is traumatized by the experience. I wouldn't be at all!


I haven't seen those, Mithra, but imagine they would be awesome :)
 

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ONE MORE JUICY PIC FOR THE GIRLS!

come on, i know the guys are jealous... who can blame them? but what do you think of my dink?? if you haven't done so already, go leave one of my pics a comment - nice or nasty, so long as it's honest - and enjoy the rest of your day knowing that you've just made mine! isn't that what life's all about?