Girls, lets have a talk about my avatar....

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  1. B_FatMushroomHead

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    Sweet babies, so...imagine there was this super hot guy with an unusual charm about him and he had a gorgeous cock, was quick lipped, and had a fancy for women....

    ...He was on a website and had an avatar...if this avatar were to change...

    Would you still love him like you do because you thought his mind was awesome? Would you still love him because of the sweet tender nothings that he spoke to you?

    Or is he just an avatar? A big butted avatar.
     
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    If you change that avatar every straight man on here might jump you after school for removing such eye candy from the interwebs
     
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    Let's not and say we did.
     
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    Ha, yes! But no. Any guy who put 100% and is on a site like this...is a bigger fag. "Hey bro yer dix so dope". I'm totes straight but....voluntarily looking at dicks? And it's always the guys with cock rings and speedos asking questions about some variety of "bulges".

    Whatevs. If you get my point you may be near my level.
     
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    Are you in 6th grade, Barney?
     
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    No, I'm The Count from Sesame Street....

    1 thread
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    FAIL.

    Count with me now.....
     
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    If you could find a post of mine where I am drooling over some guy's dick, then you have a point. Saying the shit you just said in the way you said it will get you in trouble around here. And not the play kind of trouble, the real kind.

    Look, I think you are funny, and you are the funniest thing to come along here in a while. But I would watch it.

    Because this site is magnificent!
    And HA! You are going to miss it!
     
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    Hahah dude's all mad because I am vocal about wanting to nail his wife. I really don't blame him. I have been being a dick. Sorry man. It's the internet and she's naked and totally my type.

    But that's where it ends. Enjoy and love your hot smart open minded wife. You're both lucky to have one and other. You seem to be stoked.

    Cheers
     
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    Surprisingly enough, this is the first post that actually made me pause and think since I have been here.

    I don't know what in the hell you mean so of course it's better that way.

    Cult or something? I want in.
     
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    You nitwit, it's called not clicking on guy's profiles purposefully and then subsequently NOT seeing their pictures. I have seen my share of cocks in my day, straight porn is bad enough. I don't need to see guys who are overly proud of having a penis show it off.

    I may have a few posts outside the women's issues section and that's probably because they were mostly moved by moderators.

    I don't visit LPSG, I visit the women's section on LPSG. And that's for a reason. Douche.
     
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    There there Mushy,take your meds now and crawl back under your stone,there's a good boy:twak:

    :boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies: :boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies:
     
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    FatMushroomHead, meet the infamous Mademoiselle Rouge, formerly Praying Mantis, formerly Mademoiselle Rouge, formerly BedHeadRed......

    Anyway, you must be cautious even in the womangs forum as to not annoy the shit out of us to the point where you won't feel welcome here. Then you will be tossed out on your mushroom little ass on the rest of the site (with all them queerz ya know?) which is exactly where you don't want to be.

    So just pull the FartMushroomHead out of your ass just long enough to look around and see the audience and then you can go back inside of there anytime you wish to act how you wish. Just don't be surprised if it has more negative affects on your stay here.

    We want you to have fun, but we don't want to have to ban you from the Women's board because you can't be a good boy now do we?
     
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    Hahaha you guys take your dick gazing too seriously. Whatevs. Parrot man, how about you click on my profile and grab an eyeful of my fat cock.

    Tasha, GIT!
     
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    I am bigger than you.

    But not a bigger "fag" than you.

    But if you need to believe that no one can be 100% straight then that only highlights your own shortcomings and says nothing of my sexuality.

    All the women here are beautiful. But to know that you'd need high level brain functions, which you seem to lack.
     
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    Fixed that for ya. Shhh Shhh Shhhhhh
     
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