I lie to my women and say their vagina's are small, tight, tasty, whatever the fuck else they want to hear. 99% of vagina's taste like rotten kiwi, they are rarely uniform, and tight is completely subjective to whether or not it feels good. I think women need to start taking all that extra space they accrue over time and work it into even more fluffy goodness so that I, as a man, can have satisfactory sex 100% of the time.
LMAO!no really, we're all perfect angels with perfectly tight cunts.
Besides, if a girl would have only had guys below 5", she might consider 6" to be big.
And if all else fails, there's always beastiality.
so you are saying you've slept with your friends girlfriends