girls say my bulge is distracting :D

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  1. D_Malcolm_MacPudd

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    well if the girls here dont want to see it, i assume the girls who didnt sign up for a big dick website might not either :(
     
  2. MickeyLee

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    *sigh*

    we're too prudish.. to admit we like dick...
    but clearly we seek the D since we're on LPSG.
    :rofl:

    true facts

    penis =/= sun
    our world don't revolve around cock
    even if your world revolves around your peen

    i found LPSG researching pre-cum *cuz my boyfriend makes heaps and i think it's hot* i joined to follow long threads with more ease.. i stayed for the gay men and womangs and a few straight dudes *for true, i can count em without needing to take off my socks*

    my crotch watching habits... i happen to respect boundaries, so no.. ogling out right is something i consider rude. an appreciating/appraising glance is one thing. looking for hidden images in someone's fly is just fucking not-done.

    when i see a dude with obvious VPL thought chain
    oh, dude.. i can so see his junk.
    LPSG *teehee*
    does he know his peen is totally rocked out?
    did he do it on purpose? like, try on pants all day for the most front-window crotch configuration?
    ew.
    so... is he wanting/expecting women to just strip off by the power of the D?
    the power of peen compels you :rolleyes:
    i bet sitting on your balls really hurts. :confused:
    i'm kinda hungry.. ugh.. i really want that vegan indian joint.. but.. across town.. maybe the co-op?
    oh! i found a snack bag of M&Ms! aaahhhhhh yaasssssssssssssss
    *looks up* HAHAHAHAH he thinks i'm happy about his dick!!!

    when is peen peeking hot
    those unintentional catching of clothing.. when a dude stretches up
    when his legs swing just right while he's walking
    couch flopped with the boy and his cock is pressed against my thigh
    towels. i got a thing for dudes in towels, where ya can see the peen crest
    gym shorts.. the mesh/basketball-y ones. bounce is hot

    oh bounce.. peen bounce is so much better than peen outline.

    there.. y'all learned something

    i had an idea confirmed.
    boys really can't handle disruption of the inner porn monologue.
     
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  3. dong-in-khakis

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    I'd say in an everyday situation that much of a show of cock is too much. In a bedroom or in a partying type situation it would be cool. Thing with me, and it's just my opinion, a show of cock that noticeable looks like you're really trying to show off.

    It's not hard for you to show off because you have that much cock. Thing is, when a guy your size allows that much meat to show, people know you're really trying to show off.

    I like to see a natural bulge, like if you showed a cool bulge through whities and jeans. That would look more normal, not showy.

    Just an opinion.

    Peace!
     
  4. Daisy

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    I just said I was a crotch watcher didnt I? Women like me, I can assure you are rare!!!!!!!!
     
  5. MickeyLee

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    hush, womang.
    we is hive mind
    *buzz*
    *buzz*
     
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    I'm a college instructor. I'd be fuckin' mortified if one of my students, male or female, said something about my bulge. I usually wear my Dockers or jeans a little on the loose side to avoid it. Egads. I've got a pair of exercise shorts made out of thin cotton, sorta like t-shirt material. They show off a ridiculous bulge. I only wear 'em for my girlfriend. She quite likes them, and regularly requests that I wear 'em. Wearing them with her late at night on my deck for a post-coital smoke: dandy. Wearing them in class: creeptastic.
     
  7. Tight_N_Juicy

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    Hey now, I'm no 'low IQ'er'!!

    It may not be the same, but some people (including me) feel like seeing a man with a noticeable bulge is similar to a woman wearing a super low cut shirt, or like you suggested.. yoga pants with visible camel-toe. I think about it from a guys POV.. if a guy sees a super hot rack of tits, it's potentially exciting/arousing for him sexually. Some guys get just as excited by tits as they do a peek at a camel-toe.. so just because a woman doesn't see revealing cleavage as as sexual because tits are 'secondary'sex characteristics' doesn't mean a man will feel the same way. A woman's opinion isn't the only relevant one when it comes to how sexually revealing a certain outfit may be.

    No need for the hostility.

    I agree that it's super creep mode for a teacher to intentionally show off his bulge in class.. there's a time and place... but if I catch a glance at a nice bulge on a guy who isn't being totally unprofessional/creepy about it, I'll have a look and enjoy. I'm not gonna get distracted or mystified by it.. but I will have a glance to check it out.
     
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    TNJ I wasnt aware that you had said that,. I am just really tired of men wearing obscene clothes and then saying "hey chicks have boobs- same thing!"

    For one thing, if someone es walking along with their child and a woman walks by with a revealing top the child may see some boobage. OK so what? That child likely had breasts in his mouth as a baby, it's a soft place to land when your mom hugs you. Breasts are life giving and natural for a child to let's say observe and /or interact with.

    If you're walking along and a man has a big sausage down his leg that is quite different altogether. It is overtly sexual. While I myself may appreciate a penis a nice bulge there is a time and a place for everything.

    Yoga pants/cameltoe...again thats overtly sexual and not appropriate in public.
     
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    I'm sorry Daisy, I still don't agree. A woman wearing an obviously sexualized outfit.. to Me... is pretty much the same thing as a guy having a bit of a bulge. Impressionable minds still see the sexuality behind the appearance of a revealing outfit. Boobs included. That's why so many people freaked out when Britney Spears and other 'pop stars'/celebs who started out on the young side started wearing revealing clothing. To me, it's just as 'bad' of an impression on a kid in public to see a woman advertising her tits. Whether or not people want to admit it, impressionable minds pick up on why we adults are doing what we're doing. You can tell the difference in a woman who is just wearing a pretty shirt, and a woman who is trying to be seen in a sexual way. Modern American society has kind of taken away from that nurturing aspect of breasts.. and many women don't even breast feed anymore. We have implants available for nothing more than aesthetics. So you can't tell me it's just all fine and dandy for kids to see tits everywhere and that they can't see the connection between exposed tits and sexuality.


    The way some women present their breasts has nothing to do with giving life, they're advertising their sexuality in public. If it's so commonly accepted for a woman to have half her tits or ass hanging out for everyone to see, I can't see why a man's fully covered, slightly noticeable bulge isn't just as accepted.

    I don't see bulge as absolutely sexual.. it's a part of a man's body. Almost as life giving as breasts. Without that penis, there'd be no child to nurse.

    Like I said before, there's a difference between a guy who's being an obvious creep about having people see his cock, and a guy who just happens to have a good pair of jeans that show off his physique a bit. There are ways to tastefully show off breast cleavage, there are tasteful ways to show off a well endowed man. IMO.

    I'm not saying I'm right, I do apologize if I come off that way... I just had to throw my 2 cents in because of the remark I quoted. No hard feelings pretty lady :smile:
     
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    "Like I said before, there's a difference between a guy who's being an obvious creep about having people see his cock, and a guy who just happens to have a good pair of jeans that show off his physique a bit. There are ways to tastefully show off breast cleavage, there are tasteful ways to show off a well endowed man. IMO"

    This is what I'm saying! lol
     
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    That is why I avoid khakis caught a few people looking at my sisters wedding.. one even caught on photo too whoops... was not intentional as weddings do have a dress code.
     
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    I don't believe most men showing off their bulge think that will make women oogle and droo... well maybe some men do. A quick glance from a woman is a good confidence booster. That's what we should be working for.


    Oh and showing off your bulge in a professional environment is dumb. Do that at the right time and place. Like a club or bar or something.
     
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    It depends on the situation...

    A few minutes after my run today, I unexpectedly got a semi. I've been on antianxiety medication that has suppressed my sex drive, but I've started tapering off and have noticed my libido increasing. I'm really girthy, and so with a semi in athletic shorts, nothing is left to the imagination. I passed by two girls, one of them who was really sexy. She snuck a glance right as we passed. That gave me a confidence boost.

    Some of the jeans and shorts I wear in work also show my bulge more than others. One of my coworkers noticed after a year or two and subtlely started treating me better, being nicer, etc. She even "accidentally" spilled coffee all over my jeans once and let her hand feel my package in the act. Her actions overstepped boundaries IMO. There isn't much I can do about that - pants that fit well tend to show more than those that don't.

    But if I worked around kids I would do what I could to hide my bulge.
     
  15. MickeyLee

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    yeah, cuz i always dump scalding hot liquids on a dude when i want the D.

    it's hot and moist... like my riled up vagina.
    *wink, hairflip, seduction face*

    troux faques.
     
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    Bravo! That's an excellent post. I couldn't agree with you more. Enough with the double standards. Let's call a spade a spade.


     
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    I'm in 100% agreement with Tight_N_ Juicy on this. I couldn't add a single word.
     
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