Girthy guys stick your flacid dick in a tp roll then get your dick hard inside it

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My cock pops it open like a can of Pillsbury croissants.
Just kidding. I can get it in flaccid, not erect. Never got fully hard in it.
 

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I would love to see shane diesel stick his flacid cock all the way inside a toilet paper roll. and then grow hard while inside it. His cock is so fat and girthy i think the tp roll will bust open (now thats a powerful cock lol) what do you guys think would happen? dicuss below

Unfournately I cant reach out to shane so maybe some of you girthy guys on here could do it instead my girth is only 5.5 inches so it fits snug inside the tp roll damn i wish i had more girth.

Can not even get it in soft.
 

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i am simply so huge and girthy and ginormous that there is simply no way i could even attempt such a silly maneuver fit only for lil weeny men. so my posting this is my way of stating again, how unreal huge i am, while not answering the op's intent
 

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How is anyone getting hard inside one of those things? Try as I might, it's just not working for me when I have a dry piece of cardboard around my dick.

People: please stop saying "I'm so damn big I can't get it in flaccid." Yes you can! You might enjoy boosting your own ego, but flaccid you can fit in to almost anything. That doesn't mean it will drop gracefully through the roll, but you can squish your dick, stretch it out, whatever. Squeeze the top couple inches so they're thin, push it through a bit, then reach your fingers through the other end and pull. The reason I can't fit it through when erect is because the roll's too tight and I'm hard. Soft it takes some work but is doable even on the thinner rolls they sell at costco.

As much as I'm bothered by ridiculous dick myths about erections, it's the nonsense about flaccid dicks that bothers me the most. Slightly OT but all those guys whose entire galleries are only pictures of them 'not even fully hard' (you know who you are) are the worst offenders. Seriously - did you come here do brag about how huge your spongy erections are?
 

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I can squeeze it in the roll soft but i have never tried to get rock hard inside it :tongue:

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I would love to see shane diesel stick his flacid cock all the way inside a toilet paper roll. and then grow hard while inside it. His cock is so fat and girthy i think the tp roll will bust open (now thats a powerful cock lol) what do you guys think would happen? dicuss below

Unfournately I cant reach out to shane so maybe some of you girthy guys on here could do it instead my girth is only 5.5 inches so it fits snug inside the tp roll damn i wish i had more girth.

Ummm... It doesn't fit flaccid. It's kinda useless to try hard.
 

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That pic from silvertip looks excruciatingly painful.
Sadly I'm 'only' 5.5 inches around hard and the toilet rolls here are just over 6 inches So it doesn't look impressive.
I don't understand how Silvertip got hard. Didn't the pain stop you? Or did you take viagra or something? Or do you just get off on the pain?
 

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My flaccid cock doesn't fit in a TP roll either. But I found that by harnessing my glans with a soft fabric lacing I could, with a little lube and effort, pull it through the tube. Once hard, however, the fit was far from comfortable .... not sure I would recommend the procedure.

Silvertip - I have to give you credit for ingenuity!