Gissa Job ..I can do that

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Tarmac? Do you have any pictures of her, if shes nice I'll give it a go.

She's hot, dark, flexible yet tough and has deep affection for rubber. She's very open and has great curves, broad shoulders and eyes like a cat. However,while she can be clingy early on, if you allow her to cool down too long, without proper attention she may become unpredictable. Be warned, if you try to go to fast with her, or cut corners, she may skin you alive.
 

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She's hot, dark, flexible yet tough and has deep affection for rubber. She's very open and has great curves, broad shoulders and eyes like a cat. However,while she can be clingy early on, if you allow her to cool down too long, without proper attention she may become unpredictable. Be warned, if you try to go to fast with her, or cut corners, she may skin you alive.

Sounds like my kinda lady are you sure you haven't got any pics
 

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I don't give people jobs. I do, however, award employment to those who have demonstrated the requisite qualifications.

What can you do?
 

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I don't give people jobs. I do, however, award employment to those who have demonstrated the requisite qualifications.
I've got loads of qualifications
What can you do?
Well I know how to use a computer and I can ask really silly questions
I can talk
I can listen
I can walk
Sometimes I can think
I can eat food
I can breath...
 

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Well I know how to use a computer and I can ask really silly questions
I can talk
I can listen
I can walk
Sometimes I can think
I can eat food
I can breath...

Sounds like you would make a great state worker! :tongue: Or maybe even a politician. Have you considered running for public office.
 

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And there was no need to use the word "food".

As soon as you said you could eat, we could all be forgiven for assuming you meant food.

Pedantic, I know.:biggrin1:

Some people (usually tiny people) eat stuff which isn't food, stating that I can eat food implies that I can tell the difference beteen food and non food :tongue: