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Hello people of LPSG - I am looking for a nice job, does anybody have any suggestions to what they think I could be doing.
Laying tarmac?
Tarmac? Do you have any pictures of her, if shes nice I'll give it a go.
She's hot, dark, flexible yet tough and has deep affection for rubber. She's very open and has great curves, broad shoulders and eyes like a cat. However,while she can be clingy early on, if you allow her to cool down too long, without proper attention she may become unpredictable. Be warned, if you try to go to fast with her, or cut corners, she may skin you alive.
Well I know how to use a computer and I can ask really silly questionsI don't give people jobs. I do, however, award employment to those who have demonstrated the requisite qualifications.
I've got loads of qualifications
What can you do?
Easter egg colorer. You have a firm grasp on the use of pastels.
Well I know how to use a computer and I can ask really silly questions
I can talk
I can listen
I can walk
Sometimes I can think
I can eat food
I can breath...
I can breath...
And there was no need to use the word "food".I can eat food
Sounds like you would make a great state worker! :tongue: Or maybe even a politician. Have you considered running for public office.
And there was no need to use the word "food".
As soon as you said you could eat, we could all be forgiven for assuming you meant food.
Pedantic, I know.:biggrin1:
Some people (usually tiny people)
Sorry, Catch, I thought I needed a back scratcher but I found the bamboo one that I got at the dollar store last year.