Gissa Job ..I can do that

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    Hello people of LPSG - I am looking for a nice job, does anybody have any suggestions to what they think I could be doing.
     
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    Laying tarmac?
     
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    Tarmac? Do you have any pictures of her, if shes nice I'll give it a go.
     
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    She's hot, dark, flexible yet tough and has deep affection for rubber. She's very open and has great curves, broad shoulders and eyes like a cat. However,while she can be clingy early on, if you allow her to cool down too long, without proper attention she may become unpredictable. Be warned, if you try to go to fast with her, or cut corners, she may skin you alive.
     
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    Sounds like my kinda lady are you sure you haven't got any pics
     
  6. dong20

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    This is a picture of tarmac being laid, warning it's a threesome.

    Here's one of those wondrous curves ...

    A closeup.
     
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    I don't give people jobs. I do, however, award employment to those who have demonstrated the requisite qualifications.

    What can you do?
     
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    towel boy in a cat house!
     
  10. Catchoftheday

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    Well I know how to use a computer and I can ask really silly questions
    I can talk
    I can listen
    I can walk
    Sometimes I can think
    I can eat food
    I can breath...
     
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    Easter egg colorer. You have a firm grasp on the use of pastels.
     
  12. Catchoftheday

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    Sounds like a good idea - but maybe a little bit late ..:rolleyes:
     
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    Sounds like you would make a great state worker! :tongue: Or maybe even a politician. Have you considered running for public office.
     
  14. Chick&2DicksUK

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    So spelling's not your strong point, then?:biggrin1:
     
  15. Chick&2DicksUK

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    And there was no need to use the word "food".

    As soon as you said you could eat, we could all be forgiven for assuming you meant food.

    Pedantic, I know.:biggrin1:
     
  16. Catchoftheday

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    I ran for the bus once, this is public and some people use them as offices so yes I've already done this :eek:
     
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    Sorry, Catch, I thought I needed a back scratcher but I found the bamboo one that I got at the dollar store last year.
     
  18. Catchoftheday

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    Some people (usually tiny people) eat stuff which isn't food, stating that I can eat food implies that I can tell the difference beteen food and non food :tongue:
     
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    Good to note that you can't be referring to Yours truly, then. :biggrin1:
     
  20. Catchoftheday

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    Your bit of bamboo probably is better qualified than me.
     
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