Give a meaningless compliment to the person above you.

[cadehung]

Give a Meaningless Compliment to the Person Above You.

For example... I really dig your hairy uvula.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Perverts really get on cadehung utters.

 

[cadehung]

Perverts really get on cadehung utters.

You wouldn't know it but Busterhyman is the Chi-Town Spelling Bee Champ for 10 years running.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

cadehung has just done well in his very first spelling bee, although he was asked to spell the word 'nicest' and he got the 'n' and the 'i' the wrong way around.

Oh, how we laughed about it later while his brother GirlyMan was doing him up the shitter.

Courtesy of Chi-Town Hustler

 

[parchissi]

Hey Busterhyman
.....If I had a handbag as big as yours - just think what I could load it up with.....

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

parchissi Started his new job today which involves testing out sleeping bags. parchissi really getting into it.








Courtesy of Chi-Town Hustler

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hey,Par, I hope the termites were merciful on your wooden dick this year.

 

[185248]

Does a wood chuck chuck wood?

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Does a wood chuck chuck wood?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends on three factors:
The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.


Now vibrationzzz shut the fuck up about it.

 

[185248]

Depends on one factor I would have thought, don't really care.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Thanks vibrationzzz your I/Q Test

I once gave vibrationzzz an IQ test.

"thanks for that," vibrationzzz said afterwards.

"No problem," I said. "It was nothing."

"So what was my score?" vibrationzzz asked.

"I just fucking told you," I replied.

 

[Bad_Girl]

Buster sure does have a purdy mouth

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I'm not saying Bad_Girl's a whore,but she so good that Bad_Girl has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup.

 

[Bad_Girl]

Buster just got a new job as the model for Roach Motel

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'm not saying bad girl was promiscuous in High school, but her yearbook read, " Most likely to succeed" she read it wrong, thought it said, "suck seed" and nearly half the male graduating class was woozy when she was done with them.

 

[Bad_Girl]

Chuck, oh Chuck.... nice balls honey, the last time I saw anything that low was a sugar ant with hemorrhoids!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'm not saying you're not overly sexed there Bad_Girl, but THE HOME DEPOT AND LOWES hardware section caught you using their power tools in an obscene manner.

 

[Bad_Girl]

Chuck how's the new job as a pantyhose tester going for ya?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Chuck how's the new job as a pantyhose tester going for ya?

Not bad. Hows YOUR JOB as jock strap rider and tester going for you?

 

[Bad_Girl]

Chuck I had no idea that you are the new model for Snuggle Fabric Softener!! You sure do look cute as a teddy bear!!!!