Give the person above you a Surrealist compliment

[homelessmandril]

Like fine lace woven betwixt moosehorns, you stop all flies passing unmolested.

 

[ebb33]

when your slowly freezing breath reaches my ticking heart, I explode from withing my glass cage.

 

[homelessmandril]

If God moves in mysterious ways, you dance in them.

 

[2322]

If Copenhagen is the umbrella of my commode then surely you are the manhole cover of destiny's beaker.

 

[2322]

I shoe thee! I shoe thee! I shoe thee beyond curtain rod brackets or even the pantyhose crotch-closing machine!

 

[fortiesfun]

You are the breathmint of Thursday's ethereal backwash.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Your breath must smell like shit, because you're talking out of your ass.

 

[fortiesfun]

That is no ordinary pheremone, but more like a bikini wax.

 

[Drifterwood]

Words drip chilling like molten time with horsehung farflung friends in mind.

 

[ebb33]

call me after the milky way has ripped your shoes apart.

 

[D_Joseba_Guntertwat]

Your phallus is as platypus as Peruvian jelly.

 

[PussyWellington]

Your last post was one more thread for the rope.

 

[D_Joseba_Guntertwat]

Your compliment is like a fez-wearing halibut flying a tractor through cunnilingus.

 

[ebb33]

thy everlasting beauty sums up in a drive thru.

 

[fortiesfun]

You are the Easy Bake oven of the fishes' bicycle world.

 

[Drifterwood]

You are the apple of my heart, cored and juicy.

 

[fortiesfun]

An ugly duckling no more, you have become the incense of the flyleaf.

 

[Drifterwood]

The aroma of pure light emanates from your every thought.

 

[Osiris]

Your intestinal flagellations fumigate my aerial designations.

 

[Drifterwood]

Your star illuminates dim consciousness.