Global Fertility Is Falling & Penises Are Shrinking

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Does this mean that if I were born 50 years prior to the actual year of my birth that I would have a 12 incher instead of a 10 incher?
Yes. And I'd have a 6 incher instead of a 4 incher!

Ah, but it's all relative. All the 6 inchers would be 8 inchers, and the 8 inchers, 10 inchers, and I'd still be the little guy!

But at least you'd only be twice as long as me instead of 2-1/2 times longer!


Reminds me of that Mark Twain satire, where he noted that scientists said the Mississippi was getting a couple feet longer every ear. Based upon that, he predicted that in no time at all the mighty Mississippi would stretch all the way to South America.
 
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I was fairly certain before seeing the video that the water supply was involved because of an early episode of Torchwood (Dr. Who spinoff series, sci-fi) and... half way through they confirmed that.

that issue about penile size can be worked on (we have an entire fourm about that, of course, results vary) though yeah... toxic buildup is very bad