Gnarly Flaccid Cock Challenge

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  1. moccasin

    moccasin Well-Known Member

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    I claim to have the lmost gnarly looking flaccid cock on lpsg. After a lifetime of maniacal non stop masturbation, fucking, pumping, tubing, and hanging it has metamorphosed into something from the forest primeval. Does anyone out there have as much skin, as many veins, as much girth or length or more? If so, step up let's see it.
     

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    Hotttttttttttt
     
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    I'm sure others might like it but its def not what I would call a "handsome" cock. No doubt your veiny, huge, tons of skin but it just looks beat up to me. Like a gnarly club you beat seals with or something. Please don't take it as a slight on your impressive tool their boss. Just stating my opinion in regards towards the aesthetics of the piece.
     
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    I think I have you beat moccasin, this is after a 4 hour pump session, 9" soft.
     

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    not really flaccid in most of those pics
    and pumping isnt good for you
    big dick though..
     
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    Moccasin, that is totally awesome! So much hotter than a smooth, featureless dick.
     
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    I never said it was handsome or pretty, I said it was gnarly. No, you wouldn't run into anything like this in the pages of Cosmo and I can't shower at the YMCA or go to a nude beach without someone turning their head and staring or commenting, I don't look like the other guys. When I'm alone with a woman for the first time, and the women I'm interested at my age are mature with at least some experience, I always get "Damn!" "Oh fuck!" or "You shitting me!" remarks. After the first look though, and maybe a few questions, none have asked me to put it away. Doesn't anyone else here have a flaccid, semi-flaccid, semi-erect or erect cock that will compete in this category?
     
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    That is a very nice cock man! Awesome skin and veins!
     
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    sure is big tho
     
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    OK, I'm surprised that at the king of all big penis sites on the web I have no real competition in this area. Isn't there anything else out there guaranteed to scare a woman? Or is everyone else out there just in the "Oh, it's a boy isn't that cute" category?
     
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    I think all the definitions apply, gnarled-yes, nasty-yes, cool-perhaps.
     
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    I have some soft (well they're all soft pics) in my gallery
     
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    My comes in all lengths, flaccid, depending on temperature, sexual activity, etc.


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    mocassin what is wrong with your balls
     
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    I look forward to seeing what this thread dredges up !
    There should be some marvellous cocks showing there faces!
    So-o that's what year of abuse results in..
    ...we were warned...
    ....but did we listen ?
    (I chuckle at the thought.)
     
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    would love to lick and suck on all those low hanging big balls dudes!:biggrin1:
     
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    I would have to agree. People have to be extremely careful if they are using pumps. Yours is not as bad as some. I have seen some disturbingly grotesque results from over pumping. Just a heads up guys.
     
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