A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Tennessee River bridge south of Huntsville, AL one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge of the bridge fixin' to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please, darlin, please don't jump, think of your momma and daddy." He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump." She said, "Well then darlin, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well then, for God's sake think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, "Who is Robert E. Lee?" She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you dumb ass Yankee!"