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9. You are almost the most beautiful girl here.

if we married each other we'd have an army of goats.
ninja skilled goats.
sooooooo sha-weet!

*gives Ms. Enid one of my goats, cuz she is so a 10 goat chica*
 

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Goats make great company for happy villagers. It's true.
It is. They are definitely my favourite barnyard animal. So much personality and they don't take shit from anyone.

Was at a roadside tea-joint last month and down the way came a family of hundred or so goats. With the shepard and his Kangal bringing up the rear. Mama goats, baby goats, teenage ninja goats... They just swarmed through the open-air place, walking among the tables checking everything out, hoping for a bite. The ladies had to shoo them away from the kitchen door. The few villagers around were cool like it happens every day; and actually it probably does.
 
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Are goats really hairy? One for the Hairy old goat.
 
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You know how they use to make a goat cart go faster don't ya? My Dad told me. You use to squeeze their balls. No joke.
 

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I don't know what it is about Goats, but they make for the best threads on LPSG. Sheep, no. Cows, nope. Pretty much any bovid, nada. But goats, YES!

LPSGers just like us some goats.

they is pretty cute...

is rumored the Welsh members prefer sheep.
*read it on the intorwebs has to be true facts*
 

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is rumored the Welsh members prefer sheep.
*read it on the intorwebs has to be true facts*

Yeah there Mickeylee! I'm Welsh and after a ram smashed my arm inbetween a fence and a gate? I really don't prefer sheep. LOL.

But goats can be a pain in the butt too. Once visited a neighbor and one of her goats got on the hood of my brand new car...Yeah, insurance doesn't cover goat hopping. :wink:
 

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I am very concerned for Charles Ferguson of Greer South Carolina. He has been told to get rid of his goat or go to jail