God Created

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    On day 1 god created light....so he could see what he was doing

    On day 2 god created earth.....so he had something to look at

    On day 3 god created water....because he was thirsty

    On day 4 god created a life....accidentally....he planned on logging his creations but he has dyslexia

    On day 5 god created air....''that's sure to get me in the record book one day'' he said, gasping

    On day 6 god created fire.....and then bandages

    On day 7 god created nothing...haha

    On day 8 god created an equal....because he was lonely, but his equal turned out to be a devil in a red dress

    On day 9 god created animals....to cheer himself up

    On day 10 the animals started eating each other......''damn you Satan''

    On day 11 god created man and woman

    On day 12, 13, 14 and 15 god watched porn

    On day 16 god created homosexuality....well relax.....he was just curious!

    On day 17 god created his angels

    On day 18 god created a new dimension.....he now watches us all on his super wide-screen TV

    On day 19 god created sound.....''there, thats better'' twiddling with volume control

    On day 20 god created beer....and then paracetomol

    On day 21 god went on vacation.....so did satan

    On day 33 god created myth to confuse humans 'supposedly'....his archangels believe he was actually on a booze fuelled sexscapade with his former lover

    On day 34 god created marriage....then divorce

    On day 35 god created silence....but you can still hear him barking every now and then.....he created himself you know!....''damn dyslexia''
     
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    And if god didn't want men and women to eat pussies, he wouldn't have made them look like tacos!
     
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    ahhhh, my gayness explained....i dont like mexican
     
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    good one!:haha:
     
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    LOL..............:smile:
     
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    you've got a great pair of legs!!!
     
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