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On day 1 god created light....so he could see what he was doing
On day 2 god created earth.....so he had something to look at
On day 3 god created water....because he was thirsty
On day 4 god created a life....accidentally....he planned on logging his creations but he has dyslexia
On day 5 god created air....''that's sure to get me in the record book one day'' he said, gasping
On day 6 god created fire.....and then bandages
On day 7 god created nothing...haha
On day 8 god created an equal....because he was lonely, but his equal turned out to be a devil in a red dress
On day 9 god created animals....to cheer himself up
On day 10 the animals started eating each other......''damn you Satan''
On day 11 god created man and woman
On day 12, 13, 14 and 15 god watched porn
On day 16 god created homosexuality....well relax.....he was just curious!
On day 17 god created his angels
On day 18 god created a new dimension.....he now watches us all on his super wide-screen TV
On day 19 god created sound.....''there, thats better'' twiddling with volume control
On day 20 god created beer....and then paracetomol
On day 21 god went on vacation.....so did satan
On day 33 god created myth to confuse humans 'supposedly'....his archangels believe he was actually on a booze fuelled sexscapade with his former lover
On day 34 god created marriage....then divorce
On day 35 god created silence....but you can still hear him barking every now and then.....he created himself you know!....''damn dyslexia''
On day 2 god created earth.....so he had something to look at
On day 3 god created water....because he was thirsty
On day 4 god created a life....accidentally....he planned on logging his creations but he has dyslexia
On day 5 god created air....''that's sure to get me in the record book one day'' he said, gasping
On day 6 god created fire.....and then bandages
On day 7 god created nothing...haha
On day 8 god created an equal....because he was lonely, but his equal turned out to be a devil in a red dress
On day 9 god created animals....to cheer himself up
On day 10 the animals started eating each other......''damn you Satan''
On day 11 god created man and woman
On day 12, 13, 14 and 15 god watched porn
On day 16 god created homosexuality....well relax.....he was just curious!
On day 17 god created his angels
On day 18 god created a new dimension.....he now watches us all on his super wide-screen TV
On day 19 god created sound.....''there, thats better'' twiddling with volume control
On day 20 god created beer....and then paracetomol
On day 21 god went on vacation.....so did satan
On day 33 god created myth to confuse humans 'supposedly'....his archangels believe he was actually on a booze fuelled sexscapade with his former lover
On day 34 god created marriage....then divorce
On day 35 god created silence....but you can still hear him barking every now and then.....he created himself you know!....''damn dyslexia''
