God damn it. More fish.

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  1. Gecko4lif

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    I have been getting laid a unusually high amount recently. When I say unusually high I mean at all.

    But the last 3 girls I have had sex with were all dead fish. In fact I think every girl I have ever had sex with was a dead fish.


    WHAT THE FUCK?

    What is with this alarming trend?
     
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    Doesn't move or react during sex? Yikes! Are they very young?
     
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    They are all older than me.

    1 was speaking spanish the whole time
    1 sorta shelled up
    and 1 gave me some nice scars on my back that I will cherish for years to come

    But all of them just laid on thier back and took it.
     
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    So two at least reacted during, so not a total dead fish. Is this a complaint that they didn't grind and they weren't active? How many times did you have sex with them? Could it be just because it's the first time with you?
     
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    Man, I feel you.

    The first woman I had sex with was a dead fish. She didn't move or say anything, she just laid there. I've had others who weren't total fishes, they made noise and such, but still just laid there when it came time for sex.

    According to one of my exes, those kinds of women are inexperienced and just expect the guy to entertain them. Although, I do wonder if the disinterest these women had in sex was related to my small penis and ugly appearance.
     
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    What's Shakespeare's quote 'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
    But in ourselves'.
     
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    if that were ever happen to me i would stop mid-way... or at least stop to ask some questions.
     
  8. Gecko4lif

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    Well Ive only had sex with each of them once because lets be frank. Id buy a sex doll if I wanted someone to just lay there and take it.

    Let you could do is show some initiative. Ride a dick. Suck a dick. Change positions of your own violation.

    ANYTHING
     
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    I think I can honestly say with clear conscience that no man has ever thought of me as a dead fish LOL
     
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    Simple - you watch too much porn.
     
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    whats that smell ?
     
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    Most girls aren't like pornstars. And if you want to get a reaction, get her moving her hips or "pushing back" then generally you need to be really sexy and/or have a connection with her...or make her love you.

    Girls like it when you kiss their hand, or other places they don't normally get kissed. Or just hold their face. Plus sometimes if you look at them you can catch them looking at you and they have a certain look, a glaze in their eyes. That's when you know they're enthralled.

    Of course some girls don't want to or can't allow themselves to become charmed by you. Generally these will be dead fish; more often than not "easy" girls.

    So anyway, once you have a woman infatuated with you, when you have sex just touch her body and don't put your penis in her til she asks (or begs). Then you'll probably have to go slow.

    If she doesn't ask or seems nervous then most likely she will be a dead fish.

    With random hook ups your odds of a good shag are about 1 in 10.
     
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    As to the "beg for it" thing the one that gave me the scars on my back did infact beg for it. But in respects to the other parts of your post I can see where you are coming from
     
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    That happened to me too years ago. A woman would occasionally just lie there. It was a real mood killer for me.

    It doesn't happen so much these days because I know a few ways to get my partner(s) into a more active role. Before the sex or foreplay even starts, I want to make sure they are in a playful or passionate mood. For many men and women, if they aren't in the right mood at the start, they won't be in the right mood when it's time to bump body parts together.

    I encourage them to be active during foreplay. Even if the person wants to lie back and receive some oral foreplay for a while, I don't let them just lie there passively for more than a few minutes. After a few minutes and right as I get them somewhat aroused, I tell them it's their turn to touch and tease me. At that point, they are aroused and wanting to go to the next step, but I tell them it's my turn before we go onto what they really want. They'll then pleasure me very playfully or passionately. They usually become very active and vigorous.

    This doesn't work with every lover, but it does with many. Some people (women more so than men in my experience) are unsure of themselves sexually, have anxiety, or have some thoughts or issues affecting their mood. If you're adept at reading other people's emotions and guiding them through those anxieties or negative thoughts, you can often bring them to a place where they will feel comfortable being sexual with you. It's all about providing an emotionally safe place for them.
     
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    Kind of pays to establish a connection and 'prep' them before you have sex :tongue:
    (I do believe there are precursors to this sort of thing)
     
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    Not quite, hsarge; I feel that this quote is more for the bottoms.

    The full quote is, "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves that we are underlings." :biggrin1:
     
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    It's one reason that it helps to have some sexual compatibility with your partner. But that may be too difficult to judge the first time. It's somewhat of a catch-22 thing.
     
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    I've usually only run into that where for some reason (discovered later, of course) they felt guilty about what they were doing- seeing someone else seriously, on the rebound and not over the last relationship, or acting contrary to their beliefs (e.g. pre-marital sex is wrong).

    Despite the stereotype, women get carried away by the moment or make ambivalent choices just as often as men.
     
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