god damn novice bottom

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by D_N Flay Table, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    what a douche that guy is...
    he comes over...
    gets his car waxed.... by me...
    gets fed steak and vodka.... by me
    and gets to watch family guy...

    and no girls will have sex w/ me!!!!! wah!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Principessa

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    Is 'gets his car waxed' a euphemism for something else? Something I'm hoping you took pictures of perhaps . . . :naughty:
     
  3. D_N Flay Table

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    he is sitting right here, and wants to reply.. but he cannot remember his login..hhahahaha sucker
     
  4. No_Strings

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    *shakes his ass at novice*

    You like? :flirt:
     
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    mom out to tea??:biggrin1:
     
  6. novice_btm

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    Hey! I offered, but you said my "tits" were too hairy for your taste. :tongue:

    Hmm, yet I somehow managed to get you to do my bidding. Perhaps my ass is more magical than I imagined. :tongue:

    OK, OK, or maybe it's just that you're a nicer guy than you let on. :kiss:
     
  7. novice_btm

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    I have to admit that I'm frightened that I'm intrigued by it in "your" little panties. :eek: Now get back on topic. What was it again? Oh, yes, that DJG is sweeter than he admits. :wink:
     
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    Hmmmm.....you waxed his car. Now he should buff your wood! :wink::biggrin1:
     
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    DJG,

    Awww, you sound like such a sweetie. Too bad you aren't in Northern California or I'd visit ya and let you feed me all the vodka and steak you want! By the way, I prefer Gvori Polish Vodka and Filet Mignon (Rare).

    Oh, and you can wax my car anytime. :wink:
     
  10. novice_btm

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    And don't think I wouldn't.:rolleyes:

    Back off Simcha. He's mine, MINE, I say. Muahahahaha! :tongue:
    (OK, fine, I'll be a good boy, and share.)


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    put your car in his garage next time - that'll make him happy.
     
  12. B_Think_Kink

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    LOL! The only promise I want is pictures...
     
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    Baby, please share :)
     
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    Something tells me he went north, but it was climbing a mountain, to get to the top for yodel lessons :)
     
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    I'd be happy to ply you with booze and beef and then I'd wax YOUR car........do you own one? :wink:
     
  16. novice_btm

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    Speaking of sharing... where'd your gallery go. It says you have 2 pix, but nothing appears. :sad:
     
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    DJG, maybe should let him blow you in gratitude for all of your kind hospitality and help.

    Or since you are so nice to him, maybe you really want to BLOW HIM too!
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1: you are such a nice guy!!! when do i get to have a turn? :tongue::tongue:
     
  19. novice_btm

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    Oh, now you're just being silly. Everyone knows I don't have a penis. When I was being put together, I was asked, "What'll it be for the sack, cack, and crack?" My answer seemed to be misunderstood, when I said I didn't wanna be greedy, and just asked for one, and a big juicy one. Well... :booty:
     
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    You are such a slut :rolleyes:
     
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