God has a sense of humor?

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  1. rayray

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    This site sort of ran into me while I was surfing. I glad it did. I am only 47 and recuperating from cancer in a nursing home..I like nothing better then a big cock, most of which has been in my great imagination for awhile now. The humor and some posted galleries has made my stay here much more pleasant..
     
  2. chicagosam

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    RayRay, let me be the first to wish you a successful and swift recovery. Humor helps and I am delighted that this site has helped you. Wish you all the best! Welcome!
     
  3. Pecker

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    Welcome, rayray!
     
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    Hopefully this will make you laugh, true story too.

    Yesterday I was visiting my dad's house since I haven't seen him in a while. He went out to a friends place, and I was left with nothing to do. I decided to turn on late night Cinemax and watch some low quality porno. I'm flipping through the channels and I see this slender woman with long hair from the back and she's got a great ass. She's in a shower, I'm getting pretty turned on, then she turns around and it's a dude with long hair who shaved his legs I guess. I figure since I didn't see any wang it didn't make it even more shocking, but I remember uttering out loud, "god........damnit" and laughing hysterically. I forgot all about finishing myself off at that point, haha.
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    :smile: All the best wishes! Will keep you in my thoughts and prayers!
     
  6. Matthew

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    I have heard that god has a sick sense of humor, but maybe that's just a blasphemous rumor. [/depeche mode]

    Welcome, rayray, best wishes for a full and speedy recovery! We will endeavor to keep you entertained.
     
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    Welcome RayRay.
     
  8. Ummagumma

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    Ditto
     
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    Welcome and enjoy the group!
     
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