Hopefully this will make you laugh, true story too.
Yesterday I was visiting my dad's house since I haven't seen him in a while. He went out to a friends place, and I was left with nothing to do. I decided to turn on late night Cinemax and watch some low quality porno. I'm flipping through the channels and I see this slender woman with long hair from the back and she's got a great ass. She's in a shower, I'm getting pretty turned on, then she turns around and it's a dude with long hair who shaved his legs I guess. I figure since I didn't see any wang it didn't make it even more shocking, but I remember uttering out loud, "god........damnit" and laughing hysterically. I forgot all about finishing myself off at that point, haha.