God texts the ten commandments

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  1. Principessa

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    [FONT=times, times new roman]GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

    BY JAMIE QUATRO

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    1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

    2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

    3. no omg's

    4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

    5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

    6. dnt kill ppl

    7. :-X only w/ m8

    8. dnt steal

    9. dnt lie re: bf

    10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

    M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

    ttyl, JHWH.

    ps. wwjd?

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    VERY good. lol
     
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    to see ancient scripture transcribed to todays setting is both amusing and saddening
     
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