Godly Power:- Act & Consequence

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    So you are given the power to punish anyone who commits an act you do not like. What is the act and how do you punish them?

    I would have anyone who dumps frozen foods on supermarket shelves because they are too lazy to put it back in the freezer banished to Ethiopia to learn the value of food.
     
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    Oh, my god. I just love you.
     
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    All the News and TV people who 'tut tut' at the misdeeds of others - they should have their own lives scrutinised so we can all see that they're doing far worse things. Gits.
     
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    :redface: but i was trying to vent some steam, it should'nt be adorable lol :biggrin1:

    oooh yea, that would be fun. I especially would like to see Jeremy Kyle sat down in a chair and have some military man give him what for. (absolutely not in the sexual sense.....that would make me very ill)
     
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    With my giant, god-like foot I would kick slow drivers forward. If they don't get the hint, I would reach down with my giant god-like hand, pick them up, and put them down on the side of the road until all other traffic had passed.

    People who drive too fast and/or tailgate would wreck their cars, but they themselves would not get hurt, nor would anyone else.

    People who park their carts in the middle of the grocery store aisle blocking oblivious to everyone around them trying to get by would find their cart simply vanishing so that they'd have to start their shopping all over.

    Waitpersons who ask me "how is everything?" right after I've taken a mouthful of food would suddenly find the partially-chewed food in their mouth, and I'd say, "I don't know, you tell me."

    People who try to talk on cell phones while driving will have their cars break down.

    People who try to text message while driving will go blind, so that they can neither drive nor read.

    All doctors will at some point in their lives develop a condition that cannot be verified or identified with any known medical test, and their doctor will tell them that there's nothing wrong with them, or that "it's just stress."

    All emergency room personnel will become patients at the emergency room where they work (not all at the same time), and their colleagues will treat them like any other patient. The hospital will charge them hundreds of dollars just for being there, the labs will charge hundred of dollars for tests, and the doctor will charge hundreds of dollars for a examination lasting less than 5 min. The insurance will pay, at most, 80% of the fees, but only after a $75 co-pay and a $100 deductible.

    I could probably go on and on, but I should stop before I go mad with power.
     
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    Sorry. Gut reaction. :tongue:
     
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    Especially Jeremy, the self-righteous twat. I automatically feel guilty just watching that program!
     
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    You are both my kind of guy! :wink:
     
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    People who smell ie do not was or bathe will be banished to live in staten is so they will not know if its them that smell or where they are lol
     
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    Spammers would be sentenced to manually delete every single SPAM message from every single mail account targeted with their SPAM, worldwide. They would be freed from jail (where their diet would consist of spam and colon-cleansing products, exclusively) only when all messages had been deleted and recycled from all mail accounts worldwide or upon death, whichever comes first.
     
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    Your the best i love it

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    I think child molestors should be publicly tortured then put to death. I rather like the idea of being tarred and feathered, then drawn and quartered; but I'm not sure that would hurt enough.

    Maybe they should just have small slash marks made all over their bodys including the genitals and then be forced to soak in a salt and vinegar bath. :biggrin1:
     
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    People who are texting/calling with their cell phones while they drive should be "phoned" to death.... that's like being stoned in the Bible, but instead of stones, people gather to throw old cell phones at the offender.
     
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    Oh come on now, how are the world's future clergy going to recieve their calling if we did that :rolleyes: I think it's going to be a tough cell at the vatican and i think you might just get a visit from a mob of angry bishops so do keep an ear out for the nok i ya door :tongue::rolleyes::biggrin1:

    My humour is so c-ring-eworthy sometimes!
     
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    lol Mitchy, hehe
     
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    You should drink all of your beer, because there are lots of Thirsty Asian Children...
     
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    Cover with honey and tied to an anthill...I guess. But I'll just adnit this is fantasy,

    A child molester in prison is the bottom of the pecking order. You don't need elaborate fantasies for what they will be going through on a daily basis for many years.
     
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