Godzilla bulge haiku!!!

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    Bad jokes really suck
    Especially bulge jokes
    Below belt humor
     
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    lmao!!
     
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    a big dick website
    blows Asian stereotypes
    with sci-fi cock bulge
     
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    Limp jokes lingering
    long after they blow their wad.
    They will rise again.
     
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    Na’vi bulgastic magnificence
    Makes Godzilla cower
    [FONT=&quot]As blue sky shimmers[/FONT]
     
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    Predator versus
    Alien… Silent, deadly —
    District 9 awaits.
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    Kruger versus Voorhees
    Blades meet chains
    All drop dead
    Who cares
     
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    History shows us
    Nature, the Folly of Men.
    Go, Go, Godzilla!
     
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    <large crowd golf clap>
     
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    Golf commentator, in hushed voice:

    ‘Rinji news o moshiagemasu…
    ‘Godzilla ga ginza koomen e mukatte imasu
    ‘Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!’
     
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