Going and fucking myself

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  1. sxjTheFirst

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    I am reading The Time Traveler's Wife (and loving every inch ... oops I mean every letter of it). There is this once scene when Henry travels back to meet his younger-by-days teenage self and they have sex with themselves. Basically the current and past version have sex and their dad walks into them obviously misunderstanding the whole thing.

    Now if you could time travel would you go and fuck yourself? I most certainly would sort of like taking masturbation to another level :biggrin1:
     
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    Would I? Oh hells yeah!

    Well... maybe not fuck, but there def would be a BJ involved. :biggrin1:
     
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    What piss poor sci-fi is this?

    This is a paradox. If you don't remember having met yourself before then you can't make it have happened...Unless you've traveled to a parallel universe. Either way I'm pretty sure if you touch the other you both versions will wink out of existence. Or the universes will merge catastrophically. Or something.

    I'd post more on this but I'm busy making a tinfoil hat.
     
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    go back & screw the ones that i never went for? YES
    go back & screw myself? NO
     
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    Not to sound too fucking narcissistic but I would like to actually be able to time travel and hang out with myself and mostly hug and cuddle. I know, it seems a little weird but I think it relates to a whole "brother" need I have. It would be primarily an emotional thing. I can't really imagine having sex with myself though!
     
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    Go back and bang my kindergarten teacher? Yes

    Go back and fuck myself?
    I wouldn't fuck teenage me. And I'm 100% sure he wouldn't fuck me. Then there's the whole time paradox/destroying myself if I see myself. So...no
     
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    I'd fuck me. I'd love to make myself moan like no one else has.
     
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    Exactly who can understand you better!

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    From a pure science fiction POV yeah this is not really going to happen. I am a bit sick of the same old time travel stories so it was good to read a different take on it. If you assume you can travel in time then I guess we really need to be ready to believe some unlikely scenarios.

    The question really boils down to if you could have another version of you what kind of relationship would you have with yourself.
     
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    You aren't too unlike me
     
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    I think I would. It would be amazing yet strangely familiar all at the same time. I mean its not that different from guys making dildos from their own cocks and then using them on themselves.
    and I think it would just be cool to hang out and talk with myself
     
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    No, I wouldn't. As for the time travel, I had an experience of deja vu back in 2003. It was like I lived the same day twice: everything happening to me was exactly the same in two days and very weird.
     
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    Yes it would be really great to have had a clone to hang out with. I didn't really feel a connection with any of my childhood friends.
     
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    The thing I might like to do is suck my own cock! There are guys who actually can, if their cocks are long enough and they are very slim and agile.
     
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    Hmm? 69ing with myself would be an interesting experience! :biggrin1:
     
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    Looking at pictures of myself, especially my high school and college graduation pics, I've always said to my self and my friends, "Hell, I'd do me." They all agree they would have done me too... Damn, just a few decades late!
     
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    I'd definitely blow me... But, my sci-fi fantasy involves me exchanging bodies with a hot female and feeling what it is to be fucked senseless by my cock...
     
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    Well not me either but when doing the other awesome things I might like to cheer up my angsty teenage self :smile:

    Not all my pics but there are a couple of them... yeah I'd do me which what it really is about.

    Nice idea! I would want that too.
     
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    I'd rock my world!
     
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