Poor old David Beckham whose once golden balls have rapidly tarnished ! His earning last year were £17million and this year are only £12million. His teenboy fashions at "Marks & Spencers" bombed. His fragrance flopped . George Clooney replaced him inan advert for sunglasses .... He and Victoria have now brought out a range of his 'n' hers perfumes in open competition with Elizabeth Taylor, J Lo, Britney, Paris Hilton and .... Jade Goody ! Give me Michael Ballack any day.