Gone to the dogs.

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  1. Imported

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    welch84115: First time poster. I've read the old Lpsg and the new one the last couple of days. I feel like i know you all so well. So i will try to particapte in as many topics as possible. sorry most wont be this long. Any way i have a weird confession to make. I get off to the fact that my penis is bigger then my Great Danes massive meat. Any else think it is odd and should i tell my wife?



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  2. KinkGuy

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    Some things you just shouldn't tell your wife...or maybe even us :lol: However, animal humane may be a little interested :p ;)
     
  3. D_Humper E Bogart

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    My penis is bigger than my guniea pigs...actually they're female, but yeah...cool!

    Welcome to the board Welch.
     
  4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    I just have to wonder, and I don't want to sound sarcastic, but exactly how do you know you're more hung than Scooby and/or Marmaduke? :huh:
     
  5. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Tell your psychoanalyst before you tell your wife!
     
  6. B_JohnTheHorse

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    :unsure: If you want to continue to have a wife DON'T tell her. Ever. As a matter of fact, don't tell us either.
     
  7. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Oh boy, I agree with that in spades. It might behoove you not to let your wife know about your interest in the dogs.
     
  8. Imported

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    welch84115: I wanna thank you all for your fast replies. Iam sorry if i offended anyone. Ill keep the F%^ed up shit to myself.
     
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    yeah, this really isn't the place for it, but on a more serious note, don't keep fucked up shit to yourself. Talk to a close friend, someone you trust, or if you don't have one you'd like to share it with, consider a counsellor. It's a bad idea to let things fester.
     
  10. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Hint: During sex with your wife, don't slip up and say, "Good girl, Lassie!" when you bury your bone!
     
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