Good and bad...

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  1. Pecker

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    Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

    Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

    Patient: What happened?

    Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

    Patient: Give me the bad news first.

    Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

    Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

    Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
     
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