danglybanger
Experimental Member
My best friend is a nearly 300 pound six foot plus guy. (I'm a 129 pounds and barely 5'7"). Shaved head, looks "intimidating" most people think it's a wonder we're friends, but he's a cool guy.
We only know each other's penii through reputation. He knows I'm bigger than average, I know he's smaller than average (though it doesn't keep his girlfriend from loving and fawning over his cock... she's waxed lyrical about it)
Anyways... I know it's a err bone of contention.
Whenever I complain about something his comeback is
"WELL, you've got a bigger penis than me, so stop complaining!"
to which I reply
"So what? I haven't even got to use it yet, so it barely matters..."
I remember once at a party at his place, we were all going to whip it out and compare, except he purposely left me out of the comparo. His exact words:
"Your penis is NOT coming in my house!!!" (he was a bit drunk
my response
"My penis already is in your house, dude"
"Well, it's not coming out of your pants..."
I knew he was uncomfortable so out of respect for him I sat it out. His girlfriend tried to convince him he was being ridiculous, til I stopped her. There was no need (she seemed to want to see my cock... she was the one who brought up the cock competition in the first place) He later told me he never wanted to hear anything about my cock, or any comparisons between my cock and any other cock through which he might learn exactly how mine compares to his
And he still can get worked up about it. Really the guy is a better human being than me in every respect, but it's odd that he somehow feels me to be a "threat". Guy's got a great girlfriend, job, future... whereas I'm on shaky ground and have never had anyone show any affection to me at all, and he still finds something to be jealous of.
I'm really sorry he found out (a mutual friend of ours asked to see my piece and reported back to him, which is how he learned)
Which reminds me I should quit whipping out and showing people who aren't going to do something to it to make it err... fit back in my pants.
Slade
We only know each other's penii through reputation. He knows I'm bigger than average, I know he's smaller than average (though it doesn't keep his girlfriend from loving and fawning over his cock... she's waxed lyrical about it)
Anyways... I know it's a err bone of contention.
Whenever I complain about something his comeback is
"WELL, you've got a bigger penis than me, so stop complaining!"
to which I reply
"So what? I haven't even got to use it yet, so it barely matters..."
I remember once at a party at his place, we were all going to whip it out and compare, except he purposely left me out of the comparo. His exact words:
"Your penis is NOT coming in my house!!!" (he was a bit drunk
my response
"My penis already is in your house, dude"
"Well, it's not coming out of your pants..."
I knew he was uncomfortable so out of respect for him I sat it out. His girlfriend tried to convince him he was being ridiculous, til I stopped her. There was no need (she seemed to want to see my cock... she was the one who brought up the cock competition in the first place) He later told me he never wanted to hear anything about my cock, or any comparisons between my cock and any other cock through which he might learn exactly how mine compares to his
And he still can get worked up about it. Really the guy is a better human being than me in every respect, but it's odd that he somehow feels me to be a "threat". Guy's got a great girlfriend, job, future... whereas I'm on shaky ground and have never had anyone show any affection to me at all, and he still finds something to be jealous of.
I'm really sorry he found out (a mutual friend of ours asked to see my piece and reported back to him, which is how he learned)
Which reminds me I should quit whipping out and showing people who aren't going to do something to it to make it err... fit back in my pants.
Slade