Two men currently down on their luck decide to hit the local catholic food pantry to if they get some food. Hoping to make out better, they decide to go in seperately. The first man goes in and comes out with a bag full of groceries. His friend asks if they ask him any questions. All they asked he was if I was catholic, I nodded yes, and they handed me this bag. The second man enters the food pantry and 10 min. later comes out with a bloody nose and a cut lip. His friend asks, "what happened"? Don't know when they ask if I was catholic I said that I was a good catholic. Then they ask what I meant by that, and I told them " my mother was a nun and my father was a priest".