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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Sep 15, 2007.

  1. Pecker

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    Example:

    Good news - you're finally going skydiving!

    (next poster:)
    Bad news - when you jump, your parachute won't work!

    (next poster:)
    Good news - There's a truck full of pillows conveniently placed right below you to cushion your fall.

    (next poster:)
    Bad news - there's a bear driving the truck!


    Let's start: Good news - You just won the lottery!
     
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    Bad News: Beacuse of complications due to diabetes your legs are being amputated..so you will not be able to go to the lottery office to claim the money...
     
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    Good news: There's a wheelchair in your closet.
     
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    Bad news: the wheelchair is rusted out & is from the 1800's.
     
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    Good news:

    There's something in my front pocket for you.
     
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    Bad news:

    It's an IOU.
     
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    Good News: Its Bill Gates and its for 2 million.
     
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    good news: you are having a great hair year

    bad news: you are about to start chemotherapy
     
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    good news: only your pubes fall out, no more shaving
     
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    I've already had laser treatment there.
     
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    Ok edit good news: I'm the doctor and have to give you an examination
     
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    Oh, now that's some good news I'll take! When and where do we start?:wink:
     
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    Okay, 36DD, it's obvious you haven't caught on yet...


    Bad news: You're a vet.
     
  14. southwest

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    Good news: I'm a pussy specialist :tongue:
     
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    Bad news: you are surounded by dicks
     
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    Good news: one of them isn't Dick Cheney.
     
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    One of them is your father.
    (btw, you don't have to be so mean about it do you, Pecker?)
     
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    Good news: He's Darth Vader.
     
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    Good news: Pecker is now all over 36DD like a cheap pair of pajamas
     
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    Bad news: 36DD doesn't wear pajamas.
     
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