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Good news: I was looking for a divorce any how
Bad news: She'll take half your money plus the house.
Good news: I was looking for a divorce any how
Good news: The house is in foreclosure and I already emptied the bank accountsBad news: She'll take half your money plus the house.
Good news: The house is in foreclosure and I already emptied the bank accounts
Good news: It was a Monopoly size house made of rice crispiesBad news: You are now extracting your house from your asshole.
Good news: It will save me from spending money on Ex-LaxBad news: It is Snapping, Crackling and Popping.
Bad news: But it will cost you in dignityGood news: It will save me from spending money on Ex-Lax
Bad news: But it will cost you in dignity
Good news: You aren't sleeping with the fishes.bad news: you haven't any dignity left.
Bad news: you wish you were!
bad news: you forgot them at the repair shop.
Bad news: once you remembered that the repair shop was just up on the shore you started to run out of excitement and then you fell down and broke your leg!Good News: The repair shop is just up on the shore
Bad news: once you remembered that the repair shop was just up on the shore you started to run out of excitement and then you fell down and broke your leg!
Bad news: you got so excited over your ability to fashion something useful out of what appeared useless that once again you walked with speed and tripped over a rock, breaking your other leg and rendering you unconscious!Good News: You watched enough MacGyver and you find a gum wrapper, two rubber bands, and a beach towel and fashion two crutches and a splint out of them.
HA!! Take that 36DD!
Bad news: you got so excited over your ability to fashion something useful out of what appeared useless that once again you walked with speed and tripped over a rock, breaking your other leg and rendering you unconscious!