So after splitting with my gf on Thursday, last night I went out in New Cross to drown my sorrows with a couple of mates But after a couple of hours (get this) I got talking to my ex's brother's ex. We had some drinks, dissed our exes and ended up canoodling in a corner. This is the best bit... basically, she teased me so much - wouldn't even let me touch her crotch, but refused to go anywhere else (home or toilet etc) and she ended up stroking me off in my trousers. Not even any flesh on flesh contact but damn! I made such a mess down the leg of my trousers. Then she had to leave! Got her number and will definitly call - she seems to know what she's doing and wasn't at all taken aback by my size. It was a good night.