Originally posted by Max+Jan 19 2005, 08:55 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Max @ Jan 19 2005, 08:55 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-surferboy@Jan 18 2005, 10:46 PM
If you can take a cold shower or endure a cold ocean and still hang low, you are a penis god.
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"If you still stretch the baggiest swimshorts as you breast the chilliest sea;
If as you walk the snowiest street you can still feel him near your knee;
If as you walk out of the shower
He still slaps around with power
âNo matter how low the thermostat may be;
If no matter how January pinches
With all his excess inches
He still hangs out of boxers plain to see;
If his head you need to nurse
Since his frostbite is a curseâ
The truth, my son, is very plain to me.
If no matter the winter cold
He hangs there just as bold
Looped over the pair of grapefruit at his base:
If in the icy blast
when others are shrinking fast;
He takes new heart and gains in weight apace â
âYou are the king of lpsg and the master of the tripod race. And what is more, you have a hose, my son."
[Many apologies to R.K. and any admirers he has on here. An idle few minutes before work.]
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Max, I love you to death, but I must say I have at leat mixed feelings about the liberties you have taken with my favorite poem of all time.
Q: Do you like Kipling?
A: I don't know. I never kippled!