Goodbye, you big dicked bastards!

D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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Well, I'm finally off to Japan. After what seems like an endless supply of setbacks, I'm officially leaving today (Dec. 27). Hah it's 1:00am so I still have about 8 hours to pack. No worries. I'm more scared of the flight than the 3 month trip itself lol. I mean, it's 14 hours long!!! I've got friends telling me horror stories about long flights they went on and my family telling me about blood clots from not moving around enough. It's nerve wracking!!!

And now I'll preemptively answer a few questions:

1) I'm going for the hell of it. No plans whatsoever. I have an uncle that lives over thurr so I'll be staying with him free of charge :smile:

2) I do NOT speak, read or understand Japanese. I know a few words but certainly not enough to survive. That's what cute Japanese tour guides are for :cool:

3) I'll have internet access for yahoo and msn messenger but not for lpsg or other porn sites. I'm using my uncle's comp so I can't risk it!

4) I WILL be bringing my cam so I can still have some fun with that on a c2c basis. Won't be making new vids, though. Or new pics. Again, not my comp so can't risk storing that stuff hahaha

5) When I get back in April, I may not actually come back to the site :biggrin1: Nothing personal but this was mostly a way for me to kill time while I waited for this trip to finalize. I'll likely forget about it altogether or just be too busy for all the rants and raves.

Pleeeeeease don't send me any PMs cuz I definitely won't be responding to those. My yahoo info is in my profile so you can contact me on that easily enough. A few people will get my email address but otherwise I'll be unavailable. I'm not going to try and list the posters I'll miss cuz there are many. Well, maybe like 10 but still more than I feel like listing. And of course, I've got enough class not to list the posters I definitely won't be missing :wink:

My last soapbox moment will be this:

Fakes, stop faking! You're only hurting yourselves. Those of us that are real with which you bullshit have nothing to lose from talking to you cuz we can logoff and still be our natural selves. Fakes, however, logoff and are forced back into whatever less then stellar reality they live in that led to the decision to lie. Accept yourself, faults and all, and you might discover a few people that find the real thing more attractive than the myth you've created. I suppose that lesson can be applied to everyone here. Don't get bogged down with penis enlargement, celebrity endowments, highschool sex stories, etc. Spend some time away from the site, away from the internet entirely, and just live your life! You will NEVER hook-up with Zac Effron, teleport back in time to when you were 16, grow a 12" cock. You can, however, develop meaningful relationships, both sexual and emotional, with the people in your own little worlds as long as you're patient and honest! Have faith in yourself

Had to go out with an excessively long post. Something to remember me by :smile: TTFN
 

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dont know you...but...I have planned to do the same thing..but hong kong instead...hope you find what you're looking for :biggthumpup2:
 

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Nothing personal but this was mostly a way for me to kill time while I waited for this trip to finalize. I'll likely forget about it altogether or just be to busy for all the rants and raves.

How charming and gracious. It's nice to know we could be of use to you. :rolleyes:

And of course, I've got enough class not to list the posters I definitely won't be missing :wink:
Oh, come on, you can't get one more dig in on NIC? For shame.

My last soapbox moment will be this:
Fakes, stop faking! You're only hurting yourselves. Those of us that are real with which you bullshit have nothing to lose from talking to you cuz we can logoff and still be our natural selves. Fakes, however, logoff and are forced back into whatever less then stellar reality they live in that led to the decision to lie. Accept yourself, faults and all, and you might discover a few people that find the real thing more attractive than the myth you've created. I suppose that lesson can be applied to everyone here. Don't get bogged down with penis enlargement, celebrity endowments, highschool sex stories, etc. Spend some time away from the site, away from the internet entirely, and just live your life! You will NEVER hook-up with Zac Effron, teleport back in time to when you were 16, grow a 12" cock. You can, however, develop meaningful relationships, both sexual and emotional, with the people in your own little worlds as long as you're patient and honest! Have faith in yourself
How positively wonderful! You've decided not only to grace us with your presence but also with your much-needed wisdom! You'll never hear anyone say HugoB didn't know how to treat his public!
 
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Have a blast, bud! I ran off and lived in Spain for a year.. and it was the best experience of my life.

We'll miss that delicious dick of yours. :(
 

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So no goodbye for the dickless bitches, eh? Well scccccrreeeeew you guys, I'm going hooeeme! (Oh wait, I am home, shit).

Have fun in Japan, Hugo - don't hurt yourself buddy - real life there is nothing like your anime.
 

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Don't exactly know you...But have fun anyway! I've wanted to go to Japan for ages. Do come back, we'll all miss your dick! And if you are bringing your cam, maybe you can take some photos or videos of you jacking off in Japan. =D Enjoy yourself!
 

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he will feel the same way the imports come here to the us and dont speak a lick of english... a tour guide...oh how refreshing that is.

I dont understand why some of so absorbed with themselves? I do not get it at alll and frankly I dont understand.
 

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hell be back

They always do come back, and sometimes they never really leave.:rolleyes:

How charming and gracious. It's nice to know we could be of use to you. :rolleyes:

Oh, come on, you can't get one more dig in on NIC? For shame.

How positively wonderful! You've decided not only to grace us with your presence but also with your much-needed wisdom! You'll never hear anyone say HugoB didn't know how to treat his public!


This is the kind of response I had in my mind as I read his post.

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We'll miss that delicious dick of yours. :(

Yes, by all means feel free to leave, just don't take your gallery with you!:biggrin1::tongue: