Goodbye, you big dicked bastards!

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man I was about to be proud of myself for the second time in two days.

Damn you, misleading subject headings!!

Anyway, Hugo, I know that because you are so much more awesome and classy than me and such a bigger man than I am you decided to block me a month ago and you can't read this (though I don't think most other people realize this, as you only mention it three times a day, so I thought I would bring it up again)... but at any rate... have fun in Japan. I envy you. In my experience, the country is much cooler than you are. I'm sure you'll have a good time there.
 

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man I was about to be proud of myself for the second time in two days.

Damn you, misleading subject headings!!

Anyway, Hugo, I know that because you are so much more awesome and classy than me and such a bigger man than I am you decided to block me a month ago and you can't read this (though I don't think most other people realize this, as you only mention it three times a day, so I thought I would bring it up again)... but at any rate... have fun in Japan. I envy you. In my experience, the country is much cooler than you are. I'm sure you'll have a good time there.

Quoting because some things should be seen :rolleyes: :eek: :tongue:

*stir stir*
 

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LPSG:

Well, I'm finally off to Japan. After what seems like an endless supply of setbacks, I'm officially leaving today (Dec. 27). Hah it's 1:00am so I still have about 8 hours to pack. No worries. I'm more scared of the flight than the 3 month trip itself lol. I mean, it's 14 hours long!!! I've got friends telling me horror stories about long flights they went on and my family telling me about blood clots from not moving around enough. It's nerve wracking!!!

And now I'll preemptively answer a few questions:

1) I'm going for the hell of it. No plans whatsoever. I have an uncle that lives over thurr so I'll be staying with him free of charge :smile:

2) I do NOT speak, read or understand Japanese. I know a few words but certainly not enough to survive. That's what cute Japanese tour guides are for :cool:

3) I'll have internet access for yahoo and msn messenger but not for lpsg or other porn sites. I'm using my uncle's comp so I can't risk it!

4) I WILL be bringing my cam so I can still have some fun with that on a c2c basis. Won't be making new vids, though. Or new pics. Again, not my comp so can't risk storing that stuff hahaha

5) When I get back in April, I may not actually come back to the site :biggrin1: Nothing personal but this was mostly a way for me to kill time while I waited for this trip to finalize. I'll likely forget about it altogether or just be too busy for all the rants and raves.

Pleeeeeease don't send me any PMs cuz I definitely won't be responding to those. My yahoo info is in my profile so you can contact me on that easily enough. A few people will get my email address but otherwise I'll be unavailable. I'm not going to try and list the posters I'll miss cuz there are many. Well, maybe like 10 but still more than I feel like listing. And of course, I've got enough class not to list the posters I definitely won't be missing :wink:

My last soapbox moment will be this:

Fakes, stop faking! You're only hurting yourselves. Those of us that are real with which you bullshit have nothing to lose from talking to you cuz we can logoff and still be our natural selves. Fakes, however, logoff and are forced back into whatever less then stellar reality they live in that led to the decision to lie. Accept yourself, faults and all, and you might discover a few people that find the real thing more attractive than the myth you've created. I suppose that lesson can be applied to everyone here. Don't get bogged down with penis enlargement, celebrity endowments, highschool sex stories, etc. Spend some time away from the site, away from the internet entirely, and just live your life! You will NEVER hook-up with Zac Effron, teleport back in time to when you were 16, grow a 12" cock. You can, however, develop meaningful relationships, both sexual and emotional, with the people in your own little worlds as long as you're patient and honest! Have faith in yourself

Had to go out with an excessively long post. Something to remember me by :smile: TTFN

Well! After that charming, unselfish way to go out,
What more can/could be said?
One or two, or three things spring to mind, namely,
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS AS YOU LEAVE.

WE CAN'T MISS YOU IF YOU'RE NOT GONE.

WE'LL MISS YOU, BUT OUR AIM WILL IMPROVE

 

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LPSG:
Don't get bogged down with penis enlargement, celebrity endowments, highschool sex stories, etc. Spend some time away from the site, away from the internet entirely, and just live your life! You will NEVER hook-up with Zac Effron, teleport back in time to when you were 16, grow a 12" cock. You can, however, develop meaningful relationships, both sexual and emotional, with the people in your own little worlds as long as you're patient and honest! Have faith in yourself

I am going to be a dick and cheapen the uplifting message, but isn't this sort of like Calista Flockhart going to a fat camp and telling people that it is alright if they never get totally skinny?
 

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HugoB is OK. He is intelligent, if a bit of a hot-head. Living in a place where he has barely a clue about what's going on and can't speak the language will be good for him. It sure taught me me some humility in my 20's.
Good luck and enjoy Hugo
 

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HugoB is OK. He is intelligent, if a bit of a hot-head. Living in a place where he has barely a clue about what's going on and can't speak the language will be good for him. It sure taught me me some humility in my 20's.
Good luck and enjoy Hugo

I knew plenty of clueless foreigners living as ex-pats in Korea. Very few of them learned any humility.